Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of the pub,

Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint with Serbia's Vodka.

Austria impassively gesture that Serbia must buy him a new pair of suit.

Germany expresses it's supports for Austria's point of view.

England recommends that everyone calm down.

Serbia point out that he can't afford the whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers.

Russia and Serbia stares at Austria.

Austria ask who they're staring at.

Russia suggests that Austria should leave his little brother alone.

Austria requires as to whose army will assist Russia in doing so.

Germany appeals to England that France has beed looking at England's Its, and that it's sufficiently out of order that England not intervene.

Britain replies that France can look at who or what he wants because his a bloody pervert, that England is looking at Germany's too.

Because, What will Germany going to do about it?

Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria or Germany will render Russia incapable of such actions anymore.

England and France ask Germany wether Russia is looking at Belgium.

Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper with each other for 5 minutes, when they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone.

Germany rolls up his sleeves, looks at France, and punches Belgium.

France and England gasp but punch Germany.

England and France punches each other because they punch Germany in the same velocity and time.

Germany punches England and France with One hand and Russia with the other.

Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over.

Japan calls over from the other side of the room that his on England's side, but he stays there, sitting quietly while eyeing America.

Austria surprises everyone by punching Russia.

Australia punches Turkey and gets punched back.

There are no Hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it.

France gets thrown through a plate glass window, but gets back up fixing his (beautiful hair) and carries on fighting.

Russia gets thrown through another plate glass window, gets knocked out, suffer brain damage, and wakes up with a complete new personality change.

Italy throws a punch at Austria and misses.

But Austria falls over on the floor anyway.

Italy raised both fists and runs around the room chanting.

America wait until Germany is about to fall over from sustained punching from England and France.

Then walks over and smashes Germany with a barstool.

Then pretends that he won the fight all by himself because his the hero.

By now, All the chairs, ornaments and tables are broken, and the big mirror over the bar is shattered.

England, France, and America agree that Germany threw the first punch.

So the whole thing is Germany's fault.

While Germany is still unconscious,

They steal his wallet.

And buy drinks for all of their friends.