America: HEY ENGLAND! I HATE YOUR COOKING SO IM GOING TO BE INDEPENDENT!

England: BLOODY NOT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH POWER WOULD I LOSE WHEN YOU BECOME INDEPENDENT FROM ME!?

America: I DONT CARE!!!!! I TASTED THIS GUY GERMANY'S 'BURGERS' AND I REALIZE WHAT REAL FOOD IS LIKE!

England: THAT TWAT! *curses* I AM WAGING WAR OVER YOUR IDIOTIC CHOICE AMERICA!

America: I DONT CARE! BRING IT ON!

*-*-*-*-**-*-And After that*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

England: *he lose because America have accidentally shot his belt and his pants went down*

America: *laughs* HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAGGAGSHSJABAHSHHSHAGAGAGAHAHAHHAAGAHGAHAHAHAHAHHA

England: I SWEAR! I WONT BLOODY FORGET THIS SHIT.

America: THAT'S FINE BRO XD

AND SO, AFTER 500+ YEARS.

America: *suddenly laugh*

England: WE ARE NOT BLOODILY DISCUSSING THAT CONVERSATION AGAIN AMERICA. THAT IS FINAL.