The Neko-Axis Powers Cats felt an Earthquake measuring into 5.9 magnitude that last about 13 minutes that can destroy Three combining countries (add one because earthquakes can cause tsunamies depending on it's magnitude and it can cause huge failure to the neighboring Countries that are near at the disaster area) earlier about ten minutes than their owners, magnitude detector, t.v and Countries.

Germany-Cat: Soo...meow........ *woke up*

Italy-Cat: what-a now...mew *yawned*

Japan-Cat: *stretch and do [1]scratches in his Japan-Flag-Style warm cushions* Ret's stay carm and they wirr do the rest... *Continue his sleep*

Germany-Cat and Italy-Cat: *nodded and continue to sleep*

After 23 minutes the Disaster happens.
[2] German, Italian, Japanese, Chinese, and Pilipino researchers started to do research about how, what, when and why the Cats in their countries didn't get killed by the rather huge disaster that caused evey affected Countries into neutrality.

Until they were successful in thier research and found out Cats are assh*les.

And why?

[3]Cats can detect earlier deadly disaster such as Earthquakes and Tornadoes before us humans with their highly-Natural-Apparently-Cool sensitivity levels in their surroundings.

And a myth was then made, it was called [4] 'CATS ARE F*CKERS BUT WE STILL LOVE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE KAWAII MYTH'. Answering how Cat's landed with their feet dexterity-ly above Altitude, and them having 9 lives.

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Recall the numbers? Well here are their meanings~

1- Do you know how cat scratches their blankets before sleeping? Yep, Neko-Japan just did that.

2- Nope, not true.

3- Yep this is true *w*

4- There's no such thing as that. Don't bother searching the net XD