((Some spoilers, so I don't advise you reading this if you haven't read the manga or watched the series ^^;))

(((1)))
Kaneki: *sings* last Christmas I gave you my heart,
But the very next day,
You bit it away,
This year,
To save me from tears
I gave it to someone special! *points it at Touka*

Touka: *blushes*

Tsukiyama: *eyes twitches and blocked Touka, making it look like He was being pointed by Kaneki* Jet'aime to you too Kaneki~

Kaneki: *sweatdrops*

Touka: *punches Tsukiyama* HIS MINE IDIOT.

Kaneki: Ah Touka-cha---

Tsukiyama: HAHAHAHAHAHA YOURS??? SORRY TO BREAK IT TO TO YOU TOUKA-CHAN, BUT NOTHING BELONGS TO YOU.

Touka: YOU BASTARD! YOU STOLE MY LINE!

Tsukiyama: NOTHING BELONGS TO YOU

Kaneki: *laugh nervously* Guys stop thi---

Touka: *about to slap Tsukiyama on the face*

Japan: *burst in the room* OH MY KAMI. NO, BAD TOUKA-CHAN. *scolded Touka*

America: JAPAN WTF. WE ENTERED THE WRONG STUDIO.

Touka, Tsukiyama, Kaneki: ....

((((2))))

Kaneki: Today! I'm going to be open-minded! *opens the door in his mind*

Rize: *smirking at Kaneki* Hi Kaneki-kun~~~

Kaneki: NOPE *closed the door and locks it* I will never go in there... EVER.

---AND THEN---

Rize: *giggles* I see you're here Kaneki-kun~

Kaneki: --; I'm here because Sasaki took over my body.

Rize: ...who?

Japan: I'm here because I love you guys,

Rize and Kaneki: ...

(((3)))

Suzuya: SHINOHARA-SAN, I NEED FOOD.

Shinohara: Don't you have your own money, Juuzo? *sweatdrops*

Suzuya: oh yeah~ but I already used it~

Shinohara: Juuzo, I wouldn't be here forever to buy you food you know, Sooner or later, I'm going to die---

Japan: *walks in the scene and slaps Shinohara on the face* YOU'RR REGRET SAYING THAT,

Suzuya: HI SHADY DUDE~

Japan: *hugs Juuzo and pats his head* Please still be innocent my, child.

Suzuya: *looks at Shinohara* can I kill this guy?

Shinohara: as much as I wanted to say yes, no.

(((4)))

Big Madam: Rei-chan~ time for your Castration~ *smirks evilly with a hammer in his hands*

Suzuya: my ... *blinks* what?

Japan: *Killed Big Madam with a katana Quinque* DONT.

Suzuya: MAMA ;A; *Looks at Japan wih anger* you... YOU... I'LL KILL YO---

Japan: *put a finger on Suzuya's lips* Shhhhhhhh, I'm saving you.

Juuzo: ... I'm still going to kill you.

(((5)))

Sasaki: We'll become girls.

Urie: HELL NO

Shirazu: I don't get the idea, I look like a slut-wanna-be if that ever happens,

Saiko: ...what

Mutsuki: ... I WANTED TO BE a guy for a reason, there's no way I'm going to do that,

Sasaki: You'll be promoted not only by a rank, but two,

Mutsuki: well... I guess I'll try...

Urie: OK IM JOINING I---

Sasaki: YOU DECLINE >:D TOO BAD

(((6)))

Sasaki: Your my father Arima, and Akira is my mother---

Arima: ...

Sasaki: then the Q's are your grandchildren!

Arima: who's your wife?

Sasaki: HAHAHAHahahahaha that's a good one!

Arima: I'm serious.

Sasaki: Hi serious! I'm dad :D

Arima: I thought I'm your father --;

Sasaki: oh yeah...

Arima: who's your wife?

Sasaki: *whispers to Arima* the children are too young to know that they're adopted.

Arima: *whispers back* you are adopted too

Sasaki: *le cries*

(((7)))

Akira: AMON, BE A MAN AND KISS ME.

Amon: I CAN'T.

Akira: WHY?!?!

Amon: BECAUSE IM NOT READY! KISSING IS AWKWARD

Akira: ...

Amon: AND ALSO I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOSE SOMEONE SPECIAL.

Japan: awwwww~

Akira: *blushes*

(((8)))

Ui: we look alike,

Japan: hai, indeed,

Ui: ...

Japan: ...

Ui and Japan: LET'S GO TWINSIES~  *Is wearing the same outfit and using the same quinque*

(((9)))

Eto: Yo dad, I swallowed you and spit you out because you abandoned me.

Yoshimura: *sweatdrops* I did it for a reason.

Eto: HAHAHAHAHHAHA, that's what they all say, right Ayato?

Ayato: My father became a Quinque armor. I don't know if I get what you mean, dead kagunes don't speak

Eto: oh right...

(((10)))

Hinami: is human food amazing?

Seidou: yep~ although Human meat taste much better!

Hinami: I couldn't agree more.

Ayato: idiots, that's because it's the only thing we can eat.

(((11)))

Kaneki: BECAUSE OF YOU *points at Rize* IM EXPERIENCING HELL AND THAT I--

Rize: *Rinkaku slap Kaneki* I hated Taylor Swift.

(((12)))

Touka: so boring...

Yomo: agreed...

Nishio: *nodded*

Tsukiyama: *dying in a corner*

*Sasaki and his group went in*

Touka: *eyes widened*

Yomo: *happy dancing inwardly*

Nishio: *spits coffee* WTF. HOW.

Tsukiyama: I'M REINCARNATED BISHES.

(((13)))

Iwao: *pats Takeomi*

Takeomi: *nodded at his father*

Urie: I hate this family.

(((And I'm done)))