Netherlands: *is gardening and nurturing his tulip*

Germany: *is picking dandelions nearby*

*a letter suddenly was thrown to Germany's face*

Germany: VHAT ZHE FUCK*angrily shrieks and crumpled the letter infront of him*

Netherlands: *turns to Germany's direction* what is it?

Germany: *shows the crumpled letter to Netherlands* zhis letter came flying to my face *grimace*

Netherlands: .....

Germany: ....

Netherlands: ...

Germany: ....

Netherlands: *Eyes widened in horror* Holy crap... maybe it's...?

Germany: *shook head in disbelief* Zhe author haven't been giving letters out of free vill... *scans the crumpled paper for an address or anything* no adress, no sender, but it's adress to zhe both of us.

Netherlands: *grunted and shrugs* Maybe a spam.

Germany: Jou never know, it maybe is from zhe author.

((Estonia came in the scene, wearing a mail man outfit *His my bae, Don't ask why))

Estonia: Excuse me, *points at letter* That is from the author, *looks at the Dutch and German with annoyance* and stop breaking the fourh wall please, it's hard to fix them you know, *rolls eyes and left*

Netherlands: .... *looks at Germany*

Germany: .... *looks at Netherlands*

Netherlands: ....so

Germany: augh! *freaks out and throw the letter to Netherlands*

Netherlands: *catch the now un-crumpled letter and sigh* I was certain she wouldn't come back after disappearing for months,

Germany: Ja, *nodded* Zhink of it, some countries have been doing weird zhings lately. *shrugs* Zhe peace was nice until it lasts

Netherlands: Agreed...

Germany: Open zhe letter, vhatever zhing we are going to do, it won't be finish, and... if we don't *looks at Netherlands with a terrified face*

Netherlands: Don't remind me *grunted and open the letter*

((Then smoke came out from the letter.A chibi with large brown eyes and black hair in a bun, wearing a pikachu-printed yellow pajama came out grinning at the two smugly))

Netherlands: *looks at the chibi hen to Germany like 'WTF'*

Germany: *gives the Chibi a deadpan look* Are jou fucking kidding us? Vhat is zhat creature?

Chibi!HetaWarts: *looks at the with raised eyebrows* I'm the author of this book you are currently in.

Netherlands: ...

Germany: ...

Netherlands: I thought you'll be more like a human being, than... this. *gestures to the little person*

Germany: Ja *nodded*

Chibi!HetaWarts: *scrunched nose* Anyways, since the two are disrespecting me, *brings out an eyeglass out of nowhere and wear it* I should do my job *points the two make countries and bring out a paper* I got a dare for the both of you *smiles*

Netherlands: ...Why am I sensing bad about this,

Chibi!HetaWarts: It's ok my dear, *pats Netherlands hands* You probably enjoy this *nodded to self amd reads the To-Do-List paper on her hands* One, Update, check, two, *looks at the two male countries* Make Netherlands and Germany FRENCH kiss each other for 7 hours.

Germany & Netherlands: nsjsodofjffndnndndjssjoaoaka!! *is literally talking gibberish out of shock*

Netherlands: WELL GIVE US SOME SLACK! WE'VE BEEN KISSING EACH OTHER SINCE THE LAST BOOK!

Chibi!HetaWarts: I gave you countries vacation, well at least make some readers happy *snorts* Also let me add some extreme cautions 'No wiping mouth, gagging, spitting, cleaning mouth, using mouthwash, or even have to toothbrush like it's the end of the world' part

Germany: Are you banning us of our dental activities? Ve need zhem!

Chibi!Hetawarts: *jumps down from the letter on Netherlands hands* It's your problem now! *smiles innocently at the two* And you guys know what... *smiles like one of the creepypastas* will happen *skips away*

Netherlands: Well crap, *grunted and throw the paper away*

Belgium!Cat: *saw Chibi!HetaWarts skipping and predator mode: On * Meow~~~ *pounce on Chibi!HetaWarts and proceed to take home her quarry* Meow~ Meow~

Chibi!Hetawarts: *is literally being carried while between Belgium!Cat's Teeth* (you know how cats carry their prey in their mouth?) HELP MEEEEEEE *le wails and cry*

Germany: *looks at the author* ... *turns to Netherlands* It's for the best to make a sacrifice from time to time

Netherlands: *nodded* It's for the best for our wellbeing*

Germany: ...

Netherlands: ...

(Le suddenly, the Tulip garden is on fire, the same with Germany's car)

Germany: MEIN GOTT, ZHE DARE! ZHAT NO GOOD SCHIEBE

Netherlands: *grunted* Yeah we'll do it.

((((((((AND THEN))))))))

Italy: *is eating tomato with Romano and Spain*Why are we-a here again veh?

Romano: To-a watch something dramatic for-a 7 hours *smirks to self*

Spain: Si~ *nodded*

Prussia: Und, vhy am I here again? *asks*

Romano: To-a watch something dramatic for-a 7 hours, bird-bastardo.

Prussia: *pursed lips and nodded* Ok. *turns to Belgium* how about you?

Belgium: *is wearing a 3d glass* I'm here for the show too~

Prussia: *raised eyebrows* seriously, no one told zhe aweome me vhat kind of genre is zhis movie about.

Spain: Oh it's not a movie, amico, it's actually um.., a live theatre~

Prussia: Oh I see--

((Out came Germany and Netherlands behind the curtain))

Italy: Germany? *is shock*

Spain: Is that Netherlands? *asks to himself*

Prussia: ...........Vest? Zhe fuck?

Romano: Potato bastardo? *ask in a mocking shock tune and laughs to himself* Of course I-a know! Who doesn't have-a face hideous as-a that?

Belgium: Big Brother?! *stood from her sit and took off her 3d glass*

Luxembourg: *is eating popcorn beside Belgium and is also using a 3d glass* Well this is nice, They look so realistic! Isn't it Bis sis? *smiles at Belgium*

Belgium: Luxembourg, it is real! And how did you come here?

Luxembourg: *grins and turn attention to the stage* I was the one who rented this theatre privately for Big brother Netherlands and his German friend.

Belgium: I-uh...

Luxembourg: Just enjoy the show big sis~

Belgium: O-ok... *sat down and watch the show*

Netherlands: I would regret this *kissed Germany on the lips*

The watchers except Luxembourg and Romano: *LE DRAMATIC GASP*

Germany: *slips tongue to Netherlands', and before you know it, they are FRENCH kissing each other*

Italy: *is hyperventilating out of shock trying to calm his tits dowm* This is a dream, this is a dream, this is a dream, THIS IS A DREAM

(Lol Idk, I'm not putting GerIta in this since... ITALY WOULD WAIL FOR 7 HOURS AND WILL LITERALLY ASSASINATE NETHERLANDS, GOD KNOWS WHY HE HAVE TO BE A COUNTRY WHERE MAFIA SPRUNG FROM)

Spain: *Le helps Italy and his hyperventilating state*

Prussia: *brings out phone and pictures the two kissing countries* Zhis is so going to Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter und Facebook *snickers*

Romano: *is laughing like mad*

Belgium: *puts 3d glasses on* I never thought my ship will float again *le cries out of happiness*

Luxembourg: *smiles to self in a proud manner* I think, I already got a blackmail for big brother. *grins*

Romano: OH MY TOMATOES *is rolling on the floor laughing* I CANT, NO I-A JUST *looks at the two kissing countries* MY SHIP FUCKING-A FLOATS DAMMIT! HAHAHAHHAHA SO HILARIOUS!

((((((((AFTER 7 HOURS))))))))

Italy: *was sent to the hospital to calm his tits down*

Romano: *went to the hospital with his brother but still laughing as fuck*

Spain: *is concern for Italy's mentality and feared that Romano may have become a coco-head while going to the hospital with fresh tomatoes*

Luxembourg: *is paying the Theatre's manager with money and some D.I.Y magazines, cuz why not?*

Belgium: *is talking with the manager with Luxembourg*

Netherlands: I guess our life is over *is laying on the floor ashame*

Germany: Ja... *nodded, and is leaning on the wall with shame* Ja...

Netherlands: ....

Germany: ...

Netherlands: ...

Germany: ...

Netherlands: ...

Germany: ...

Netherlands: wait!

Germany: *raised eyebrow*

Netherlands: The author did not mention that we can clean our mouth--

Germany: She actually did you dumpkuf *rolled eyes in annoyance*

Netherlands: *is giving Germany a 'are you serious look'* I wasnt finish.

Germany: zhen vhat is it?

Netherlands: We could always reauest a dentist to clean our mouth.

Germany: ...

Netherlands: ...

Germany: Mein gott Netherlands... *turns to Netherlands* JOUR A GENIUS!

Netherlands: *smirks* I know,

Prussia: *pictures the two and sends it to Hungary and Japan*

((((Meanwhile))))

Japan: *is currently have a nosebleed* HORYY SHET, HUNGARY-CHAN, YOU BETTER SEE WHAT PRUSSIA-KUN HAVE POSTED TO HIS BLOG

Hungary: I swear, if it's about zhat stupid yellow chick humping an adult chicken I vould-- *saw the GermanyxNetherlands FRENCH kissing scene* HOLY SHIT! *Is having a major nosebleed* HSODJFSOWHSHDOENSJFOCNSJAODNCHWOSJSNZJ! *FANGIRL MODE: ON*

Japan: I KNOW, HUNGARY-CHAN, I KNOW *nodded to Hungary in a comforting manner*

((Welps last dare of the century))

Goddangit, I need to make that dare book sooner or later, but school.. *grunted* ugh.

Sorry to keep you waiting @louistrella I hope you enjoy this and sorry for the typos, I haven't proof read this since I'm practically in a car with my family and my dad keeps yelling at me like

Dad: RICA, CAN YOU PUT THAT DEVICE DOWN OR ELSE IT WILL BE GROUNDED

Me: Wait, me or my tablet?

Dad: BOTH OF YOU!

Me: *points at my uncle* But what about uncle, dad?

Dad: His working. *grunted and continues driving*

Uncle: hehehehe *is playing Clash of clan*

Me: -_- ... well ok,

Little brother: Lol busted.

Me: *le inhales sharply* what an eccentric family =_=

So yeah! Bye bye! ))