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That moment when u don't go to school

Wy: *is in a tantrum* THIS GODDAMN SON OF THAT HELL HOLE BITCH!

New Zealand: *went in Wy's room* Language, young lady! You've been cursing an hour straight!

Wy: *mumbles and sigh in annoyance* what about---

Australia: *downstairs watching Nat Geo Wild* HOLY CRAP, THAT NO GOOD GODDAMN SON OF THAT HELL HOLE BITCH! THAT ISNT THE REAL WAY TO HOLD AN ANACONDA THAT BIG! EVEN THAT PUNY AUSTRIA CAN HANDLE IT BETTER THAN YOU MISTERRR!

New Zealand: *eye twitches* I'm putting the Swear Jar in charge again. *sigh and raised an eyebrow at Wy* Now tell me, what did Peter, told you this time, Paulette?

Wy: *pinches the bridge of her nose* You know when I go to school and nothing exciting ever happened?

New Zealand: *scrunches nose and nodded* hmm?

Wy: *sigh* I didn't go to school today because of that *points at paperworks*

New Zealand: And then?

Wy: *flips the nearby table* JAPAN THREW A VOCALOID CONCERT IN THE GYM WITH HIS TECHIES, CHINA AND AMERICA MADE THE CAFETERIA'S FOOD SELECTION HEAVENLY THAN VEGETABLES SHIT, AND THEY EVEN HELD AN ART DISPLAY AND GALLERY THIS ONE DAY! AND WHEN I'M GONE TOO!

New Zealand: *smiles at Wy* Paulette, you must know this...

Wy: *glares at New Zealand*

New Zealand: School is a bitch, just like Life, making everything exciting when you're not fucking there.

Wy: ... *eyes glisten* AT LAST! YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!

New Zealand: *smiles* Yes, I do sweet heart, now, *grimace* fix your room, it's like Jett's crocodile went to live here.

Wy: Well shit...

New Zealand: Language!

Wy: Bu you cuss awhile ago!

New Zealand: That was an exception because I'm an adult and you're still 12.

Wy: But I'm already a century old!

New Zealand: *poker face* indeed, you're still 12.

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