LE WARNING: MAYBE OFFENSIVE, BUT THIS IS A JOKE. (*W* ok?)

France: *is crying on the corner of the Allies meeting room*

England: *is laughing on the side*

China: *patting France's back* Don't worry aru, everything will be fine.

Russia: *is watching America plan*

America: DON'T WORRY FRANCE! *Shouted* IM DOING MY BEST TO HELP YOU! *planning how to stop the terrorists attack from furher increasing, and calling multiple government officials to put aside some budgets to help France*

Canada: *is helping America with some of the calls* Don't worry France, we're trying to help you...

England: *is still laughing* OH MY GAWD, THIS IS PRICELESS, YOU'VE BEEN ATTACK BY TERRORIST TWICE!!! Hahahahahaha

France: SHADDUP FROG! *le cries* OR ELSE I'LL SUSPECT YOU TO BE THE HEAD OF THIS TERRORISM! *wipe his mascara covered face* YOU DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL

England: Pardon me, But I don't wear make up, so yes, I don't know how you feel *sips tea*

China: England, don't be a bitch aru *looks at England with a serious expression* Having a terrorist attack isn't easy you know, it's gruesome, aru.

Russia: *nodded* Da, I agree.

England: *sighs and throw a tissue box at France* Take that as a sorry gift then *continue to sips tea*

France: *looks at England with teary eyes* disgusting eyebrows... *took the tissue box on the floor and proceeds to wipe his tear stricken face with the tissues* Thank you...

England: *scoffs and blushes at France* Your bloody welcome.

China, Russia: *looks at each other and smiled creepily* I ship this~

America and Canada: *turns to the communist countries* what.

(Holy crap, I've heard the terrorists attack from my dad and uncle's conversation while playing with my brother, I felt bad about France, he was already attack last January by the terrorists, and his been attack again.

England u bish, y u laugh at France =_= y u blush on France *_*

FRUK EVERYBODY?! FRUK????????????????

Please help me pray for the France's quick recovery ;~; Hetalia have a great impact on me)

Also this is a Joke, I, le author can take grudges on how informal this is, but I don't take things seriously until I do become serious.