Seychelles: OMG, DID YOU BOUGHT MY NAPKINS?

Monaco: *gives the pack of napkin to Seychelles* I did.

Seychelles: *le cries* OMG YOUR, MY THE WOMAN, WOMAN! *le happy dance*

Monaco: I'm the woman alright, *rolled eyes and sat down on Seychelles comfy couch and read a book*

Seychelles: *screeches* MONACO WTF.

Monaco:What it is now?

Seychelles: *Points at the bag of napkin* IT DOESNT HAVE WINGS, THE NAPKINS DOESNT HAVE WINGS!!!

Monaco: and...?

Seychelles: WHO WEARS NAPKIN THAT DOESNT HAVE WINGS IN THEIR FIRST DAY OF MENSTRUATION?! *le throws bag of napkin on the floor* YOU KNOW HOW MY BLOOD OVERFLOW THROUGHOUT MY PAD AND MY PANTY.

Monaco: *blinks* ...And then?

Seychelles: OH MY GOD MONACO! *is having the breakdown* HOW COULD YOU BE SO IMPASSIVE AT THIS!? HOW COULD YOU?! *le cries in the corner* I JUST WANTED A NAPKIN THAT DOESNT LET MY BLOOD OVERFLOW AND STICK ON MY PANTY

Monaco: *sighs and brought out a bag of 'Night' napkin* I forgot to give you these night pads.

Seychelles: *looks at Monaco with shining eyes and hugs her* MONACO, I SOOO LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW ;W;

Monaco: *rolled eyes and pats Seychelles head* I get it, I get it.

Seychelles: ...

Monaco: ...

Seychelles: ...

Monaco: What happened now?

Seychelles: The Mahe fall have been replenished ;w;

Monaco: ...

Seychelles: ;w;

Monaco: *gets it*OH MY GOSH SEYCHELLES, GET A GRIP AND USE THESE NAPKINS ALREADY

(I ship them, I don't know why, but I do)

(And this happens to me like, surreal, I ask my uncle to buy me some napkins, and he gave me the 'wingless' one and I was like 'Ò.Ó YOU CALL YOURSELF MY UNCLE? YOU ARE A SHAME TO THE FAMILY'

Uncle: Actually you're adopted kiddo.

Me: *le cries* DAAAAAAAAD

Dad: GABRIEL!!!!!!

Uncle: *le sprints away*)