Sealand: Time to stalk England and his cooking! >:D this ought to be funny. *takes out a telescope and watch England cooks*

England: *put the proper ingredients on making scones in the mixing bowl*

Sealand: *pursed lips* his following the right way to make scones, but why are they fatal?

England: *purposely dunk Cyanide in the mixture with an evil grin*

Sealand: *jaw drops*

England: *purposely burn the scones*

Sealand: Wait.

England: *purposely send it to France and America*

Sealand: WHAT.

England: *chuckles evilly as he make another edible scones for himself*

Sealand: NO WONDER WHY