(1)

(Japan) Kiku: FRUKUS.

(2P Japan) Kuro: I'm not participating in this... unless it's Yuri.

(2P FEM Japan) Akane: ... I hate Homosexual people... and same...

(FEM Japan) Sakura: FRUKUS.

Sakura and Japan: *put a poster of FRUKUS in their shrine and started making a religion of it*

Kuro and Akane: ... Sometimes we wonder how we ended up being their 2 players...

(2)

Kiku: *le thinks* Sakura is great. We both developed a sibling-like relationship. We both have the same perceptive in life, but we both like different things when it comes to anime and shippings - resulting of the both of us waging war with each.

Sakura: *nodded in agreement*

Kuro: I don't like her *points at Akane* she screams murder when she's having her period.

Akane: Fun fact *points at Kuro* His not circumcised.

Kuro and Akane: *started fighting with each other*

Sakura & Kiku: -,- they don't get along well with each other.

Akane: *notice a swirling dragon tattoo on Kuro's left arm* ...!

Kuro: *notice Akane's piercings on her ears* ...!

Akane & Kuro: *stop fighting and get along with each other*

Sakura: but there are some circumstances when they act like siblings too.

Kiku: and we're Asians *drinks tea* Even if we hate each other - we still have to respect each other for the sake of our family reputation and such.

Sakura: yeah...

Neko!Japans: They give us food, water, and shelter, so we're gods to them.

Sakura & Akane: *looks at their cat counterparts* ...

Kuro & Kiku: *looks at their cat counterparts* ...

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Prussia: *walks in the kitchen* ... *gasps*

Gilbird: *looks at Prussia while eating one of the 'smiling pancakes* ...

Prussia: *gapes and shook his head in disappointment*

Gilbird: ... *keeps eating*

Prussia: *walks out of the room with a serious expression*

Germany: *walks in the kitchen* ... Brudder, your bird is eating your 'friends'.

Prussia: *dramatically leans on the wall* Let him be, *looks at Germany*

I cook that three days ago.

Germany: ...................

Gilbird: *starts choking and died*

Germany: ....................

Prussia: Look! Chick for dinner :D will I roast it or sauté it?

Germany: *facepalm*

■Reality

Prussia: *screams*

Germany: *burst in the room* WHAT HAPPENED?

Prussia: *points at Gilbird shaken up and banged his head on the wall*

Gilbird: *eating the smiling pancake*

Prussia: *cries and flail his hands*

Germany: ... *calls ambulance* Yes, my brother is mentally disabled

Head: Prussia doesn't want to hurt his best friend - but he doesn't want to die in vain. So he pretends his the one who ate those pancakes and hurt himself instead