Italy: *sees pasta* I see pasta.

Romano: Like-a no shit sherlock, do you-a expect that pasta will turn into-a pasta?

Italy: ... Si

Holy Rome: *hugs Italy* WHY CANT YOU-A BE LIKE YOUR BROTHER ROMANO~

Romano: THERE IS-A NO WAY IN HELL I'LL BE-A GUY FOR A POTATO-A BASTARDO.

Holy Rome: AND YOUR GAY-A FOR YOUR SPAIN?! HOW-A UNACCEPTABLE!

Italy: *slaps Holy Rome on the face 2 times* NO, THAT'S MIA OTP YOUR-A DISCRIMINATING.

(LOL, I did this with my dad, except I kick him and ran away instead

Dad: why are you into gay people? Italians and Germans doesn't even match.

Me: *kick dad's knees and ran away* THAT'S MY OTP YOUR JUDGING DAD, FEEL MY HATE)