Philippines: ..........

America: I'm into this! :D

Philippines: Even though you're bisexual America, that doesn't mean I'm one too.

America: Then what are you then?

Philippines: I'm a country *troll face*

America: =_=

England: *burst in the room* No one touches that guy except me!

Japan: I have to decline England-san, but America has the most anime fans beside mine, so He should be with me.

China: NOOOO. Me and America are the strongest! Strong people should be together aru!

Russia: Hallo ^J^ I need to claim America to be one with mother Russia, da?

Denmark: But this isn't legit. His part of the awesome trio so he should be with us!

Prussia: AGREED.

Australia: We both like the wild!

Italy: His really-a cool and I want to taste his-a foods!

Spain: AMERICA IM SORRY FOR MY MISTAKE, PLEASE BE WITH ME!

Romano: Dang-a this! I'm leaving

Spain: ... can we have a threesome instead? :>

France: Oh you know~ *winks*

America: =_= seriously, all of you...

Canada: As America's brother, I don't like any of your suggestion, he should be with me, because I'm his brother.

America: *facepalm*

Philippines: *laughing* Your honestly famous these days,

America: uh, duh! Then why won't you kiss me? Even for the dares sake duuuudee!

Philippines: Oh, I want to kiss you alright *smirks then point at the arguing countries* But I don't want to join them,

America: Wow, what a stupid excuse.

Philippines: Well sorry if I'm stupid enough to fall inlove with you,
America: *blushes* wait what.

Philippines: *smirks and kisses America*

England: OH BLOODY HELL NO. AFTER RAISING YOU FOR HOW MANY YEARS, YOU'RE GOING TO PAY ME FOR BETRAYING ME!

Philippines: *is still kissing America while raising his middle finger up at the English*

America: *passionately kiss back Philippines*

England: ;=;

Everyone else: ... we don't have any shot on him anyways...