Japan: NO, I'm sorry, but L(r)iqour isn't to get the best of me...again.

Hong Kong: Onii-san, like, someone payed me a million dollars here. Do it for me.

Japan: no.

Hong Kong: ... I'll do everything...

Japan: ... *looks down* buy all(rr) the product in the Comicon hel(r)d here in Japan...

Hong Kong: *opens wallet*

Wallet: *shines brightly*

Hong Kong: *sighed and closed wallet* Fine,

Japan: *put a flower infront of his picture and recite a prayer*

Hong Kong: ... what are you doing?

Japan: Just in case I won't live anymore *looks at Hong Kong*

Hong Kong: ...

Japan: ...

Hong Kong: Nations don't die--

Japan: *cries a river*

Hong Kong: don't be dramatic about it -,-

DRUNK JAPAN SCENE 1

England: Japan... your drunk, why are you dressed in a maid outfit all of a sudden?

Japan: I DRESSED L(R)IKE THIS IN *hic* MY HOUSE,

England: that's... a weird confession... but ok...?

Japan: *points at England* YOU!

England: me?

Japan: BE *hic* SEBASTIAN!!!

England: ... who the hell is Sebastian?

Japan: *slaps England and point an accusing finger at him* How dare you *hic* forget one of the important people in your *hic* country?!

England: as for as I know *grimace* I am sure that there are 5 million+ men that are name Sebastian in my country,

Japan: HIS A *HIC* DEMON!

England: =_= *flickers Japan's forehead with a wand*

Japan: *suddenky fell asleep on England's lap*

England: WAIT, THIS IS NOT WHAT I INTENDED *Throws wand and blushes* I was supposed to make him NOT drunk...

Japan: *snuggles face at England's laps*

England: *blushes like wtf*

America: *burst in* YO IGG-- *saw the maid dressed Japan and flustered England* Oh, I never thought you do kinky things like these *pervy face* -- lemme just *walks out*

England: AMERICA IT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!

America: *derp face* ENGLAND IS HAVING A BLOEJOB WITH ONE OF THE MAIDS!!

France: FINALLY! I thought his crazy humping air one time =,=

Hong Kong: *suddenly fell down from the ceiling with a camera*

England: ...

Hong Kong: ...

England: ...

Hong Kong: *suddenly walks out*

England: ... HONG KONG DELETE THAT VIDEO

Hong Kong: *sprints away*

DRUNK JAPAN SCENE 2

Japan: *dancing like a porn star in the middle of the Dining table*

All Asians: =_=

China: *push Japan out of the dining table*

Japan: *dances like a stripper in his seat*

Mongolia: *moves out of the room out of disgust*

Macau: *push Japan out of the dining room*

Japan: *twerking infront of the T.V*

Vietnam: *watching the ceiling instead with a grim expression*

Thailand: *push Japan out of the house*

Japan: *sexy dance on a cherry tree*

Taiwan: ...... *push Japan towards their backyard*

Japan: *dances to himself in the pool*

South Korea: *plays music and started dancing with Japan*

Hong Kong: *lits fireworks*

Japan: *dancing like his cray-cray*

China: what did I do to deserve this torture?!

DRUNK JAPAN SCENE 3

Japan: AUSTRIA X PRUSSIA

Hungary: NO.

Japan: =_=

Hungary: =_=

Japan: Austria and Italy

Hungary: NO. THAT SOUNDS LIKE HIS A PEDO.

Japan: BUT WHEN I SHIP *hic* HIM WITH YOU - IT SOUND INCEST!!!!

Hungary: well, at least I don't fuck with pillows that have half naked anime characters

Japan: *hugs pillows with half-naked anime characters* but pillow-samas are love...

DRUNK JAPAN SCENE 4

Japan: *strips infront of Greece and Turkey*

Greece: *watching eagerly*

Turkey: *put out phone and pictures Japan continously*

Japan: *about to strip down his boxers*

Switzerland: *helps Japan get dressed*

Greece: *uses a cat attack on Switzerland*

Turkey: *uses a turkey attack in Switzerland*

Switzerland: *GLARES*

Cats and Turkeys: *get cooked under the GLARE*

People with no food: FREE FOOD.

Hong Kong: and that is why no people starve in Japan o.o jk.

DRUNK JAPAN SCENE 5

Taiwan: why are we here in Japan's house again?

Vietnam: we're guarding him.

Taiwan: but he...he just went out of the window...

Vietnam: WHAT?! *looks out of the window*

Japan: *jumping from roof to roof expertedly wearing a Sasuke Uchiha costume -whilst his bed hair looks like Sasuke's*

Otakus and fangirls: OMG IT'S SASUKE!!!

Otakus: *video Japan*

Hong Kong: *throws a smoke bomb and took all the cameras away with a whip* that's... my job. *walks to the setting sun.

Otakus and fangirls: *coughing and choking*

Background: *car screeches* *dogs barking* *evil laugh* *sound of body ripping apart*

And then

Japan: *watches video* ...

Hong Kong: *fanning himself with his money and ring covered fingers*

Japan: *looks at Hong Kong* I shall locked myself in my room, for another thousand years...