Prussia won the war against Austria and we may now look at the horrible story

Prussia: KESESESESESE~ BOW BEFORE ME UND GIVE ME A NICE BLOWJOB AUSTRIA XDD *shouted*

Austria: WE DARE NOT! *angrily muttered*

Prussia: Ok zhen, *turns to the Austrian ladies* WE AWESOME PRUSSIANSSSS WILL SATISY OURSELVES AND RAPE YOU ALL KESESESESESESESE~~

Prussian warriors: *dog whistles and party*

Austria: *turns to the Austrian ladies worriedly*

Austrian ladies: *cries and nodded* it's for zhe best... zhey're not bad looking anyway...

Austria: *nodded apologetically* zhen, Prussia, satisfy your lust, but please do not count our old ladies in your fanta---

Old Ladies: *slap Austria in the face* SHUT UP, WAR IS WAR.