Imagine Spain and Fem!Romano being asked in an interview about their relationship as husband and wife.

Interviewer: Excuse me, what is your greatest moment as a couple?

Spain: My greatest moment was...

When our son, Romanito was converted~ *Happy bright Spanish smile that makes you vomit rainbow*

Interviewer: isn't that sweet~

Fem!Romano: tch, sweet mia ass... *puff cheeks and crossed arms*

Romano: tch, sweet mia ass... *puff cheeks and crossed arms* mama is-a right...

Interviewer: *turns to Fem!Romano* how about you Mrs. Carriedo? What is your greatest moment in your life?

Fem!Romano: *points at Spain*

When he dies.