In a World Meeting. (Save Mother Earth) (Non cannon countries are here)

America: *have his serious face on* I wanted to divulge (tell) to all of you who are present in this world meeting, countries or representative, that our nature is gradually disitegrating these following years.

(Country who have been promoting 'a stop global warming campaign'): FINALLY. *Stood up* SOMEONE NOTICE MY HARD WORK.

Philippines: *is wearing shorts freezing*

Canada: why are you wearing shorts, mate? *asked*

Philippines: IT WAS WARM AWHILE AGO *flails arm* I don't know what happened!

Canada: *suddenly pats Philippines' back* now you can feel what I've been going to, eh? *smiles to Philippines, warmly*

Philippines: oh my gahd... that must be really hard.

Canada: it is. *frowns to himself*

America: *continue his speech* I know mostly all of us are blinded to the fact that we believe that Global warming is a myth--

(North and South Pole representative: Bishes please *growls* our land is melting)

America: but some countries have felt the huge effect global warming have brought us.

(Philippines: no shizz sherlock)

America: And I am one of those countries.

Germany: *raised hand*

America: not now Germany, I'm speaking. *coughs* As I was saying---

Prussia: OH MY GAHD, AMERICA VE GET IT! PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING FROM CLIMATE CHANGE UND VE NEED TO ACT IT!

Austria: the German is right,

Prussia: YOU MEANT AWESOME PRUSSIAN.

Austria: it's zhe same zhing.

Prussia: NIEN IM MORE AWESOME ZHAN VEST!

Hungary: *threw a Frying pan at Prussia* STOP SHOUTING BISH!

Prussia: *kung-fu the frying pan* NIEN!

Switzerland: *points gun to everyone (how he do it, I don't know)* PEOPLE, CONTROL YOURSELVES.

Italy: NE NE PAPA--

Romano: ITALY THAT OPENING-A THEME SONG IS-A OUT FACE!

*fourth wall starts to crack*

Estonia: OH HELL NAW.

Denmark: Oh my GAHD, ICELAND, STOP MAKING OUT WITH AMERICA'S FRIDGE! GOD KNOWS WHAT COVERING THAT THING.

Iceland: Wait... *blinks and stop making out with the fridge* you mean this isn't Hong Kong?

Hungary and Japan: *have an inner fangirl attack*

Hong Kong: *silently slips down on his seat*

China: HONG KONG!!!! *slams table with his wok* EXPLAIN YOURSELF ARU.

Hong Kong: nope! *sprints away*

Norway: *putting hashtag #IhateNorIce everywhere*

Greece: *wake up* I dream of laying with many cats that represent the countries... *is laying with many cats that represent the countries* it's not a dream.

France: I HAVE A DREAM ONCE. IT WAS RUINED BECAUSE OF HIM *points at England*

England: WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO RUIN?! YOUR INSOLENT PERVERTED DREAM?! BLOODY HELL NO.

France: OUI. JEAN IS MY DREAM, YOU --- *stopped and cries*

England: *suddenly starts talking to flying mint bunny*

Flying Mint Bunny: it have been ages since the author decided to feature me in a chapter!

*Fourth wall starts to crack*

Estonia: PLEASE. DON'T MENTION ANYTHING OUTSIDE THE FOURTH WALL!!!

Wy: the author told me I'm her favorite from all micronation. *proudly stated*

Sealand: bish please, I am used more frequently in her chapters than you! *chortles*

Kugelmugel: nonsense, the author and I both like art, we are compatible.

Ladonia: WE BOTH LIKE INTERNET TOO.

Hutt River: the only difference is that, she can live without internet.

Seborga: SHE READ-A FANFICTION ABOUT-A ME!

Molossia: *laughs* WHO DOESN'T LIKE A PERSON WHO CURSE A LOT?

*Fourth wall becomes completely broken*

Estonia: *started crying while some random characters from different animes start flooding in the meeting room*

South Korea: *keeps bumping in things while repetitively saying 'oh my gahd'*

America: ... *turns to Canada* please remind me next time that we'll handle the following meeting in the moon.

Canada: what? Why?!

America: so we can't feel the global timing.

Canada: ....

America: CANADA, GLOBAL TIMING IS ABOUT THE PROBLEM WE HAVE HAVING DIFFERENT TIMELINE.

(Ah, I'm not a woman of my world >o>.

Also please help us restore mother nature's state ;0;)