Friend: can you give me a Japanese name for my fanfiction?

Hetalian: Kiku Honda,

Friend: ...

Hetalian: first name is Kiku, last name is Honda.

Friend: oh thanks! *uses the name for her fanfiction*

(Then comments about Japan from Hetalia flood her notification board)

Friend: *dramatically turns to Hetalian* what have you done?

Hetalian: the fandom had done it again. I'm sorry, but I'm only a victim like you.

Friend: *traumatized expression* oh no,

Hetalian: indeed, You are now one of us, veh~

*insert Marukaite chikyuu*