Denmark: Little Mermaid originated in Denmark! So hail me little girls! *chuckles proudly*

Little girls: (who is addicted to Disney Princesses) SWEET! IS ELSA AND ANNA FROM FROZEN TOO?

Denmark: *stop chuckling, look at the girls and sobs at emo corner* No... it's from... *sobs more* it's... it's... Norway...

Norway: *wore shades* Call. Me. Big. Brother.

Little girls: *fangirls and squeals at Norway*

Canada: actually, we took inspiration from your place-eh...