Iceland: *is rolling on the floor laughing*

Norway: *trying his best not to laugh but failing*

Denmark: *groans* GUUUYSSS, I TOLD YOU NOT TO LAUGH AT ME!

Iceland: I'm sorry *gasp* Denmark, *snickers and gasp* OH MY GOD *is grasping his stomach*

Norway: *snickers* it's not our fault-- you're the Sperm capital of the world!

Denmark: *blushes at this* and so what if I am?!

Norway: *trying to muster his poker face and point at Denmark* your Danish men doesn't get laid as much as we expected.

Iceland: *rolling on the floor laughing* SORRY, YOU AINT JUST WORTH IT DANE *keeps laughing*

Denmark: *put both hands up* OK, that's enough! This is the last time we're gonna have an 'open forum'!