Dare [Naruto Meeting Japan]
Title says it, plus the team 7 (Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke's team and Kakashi as their sensei) here are 12 years old (except for Kakashi) and well, only Japan will do the stuffs (I mean by 'stuffs' I actually meant 'fangirlism') while England have no clue what or how this thing happens in the first place.
England: Are you sure about this Japan? *ask Japan with a stern face*
Japan: Hai... *nodded*
England: it can manipulate some dimensional portal... *Guaranteed to make Japan lose his cool*
Japan: Hai.... *nodded angrily*
England: Well-- *about to tell something*
Japan: *tick off* I SAID YES ENGRAND, DO YOUR F*CKING JOB OR I'RR ATTACK YOU WITH MY COSPRAYERS WEARING NOTHING BUT DOCTOR-WHO AND SHERRCOK HORMES OUTFIT MAKING YOUR NOSE BREEDS INTO A RARE STATE CARRED "FANGIRLISM" UNTIR NO BROOD REFT IN YOUR BODY TO CIRCURATE! *steaming red*
England: ... *raised so-a-many-eyebrows*
Japan: URUSEI!!! *steaming from anger*
England: .....
Japan: .....
England: ....
Japan: ....!
England: I'm n-... wait *Japan is steaming red again*... I'm-.... *shook his head* ... going to do the ritual.
Japan: *eyes brighten* Hai! Hai! Gomenasai Engrand-Kun! *suddenly act like a teenage girl*
England: welcome, *shrugs* Wow, Japan is hot tempered and... scary..... when get angry....
After 10 minutes of England reciting some words in latin, He was successful on his quest.
England: in my calculation, they will appear right...about... now *snap fingers*
Naruto: *poof* Where are we-ttebayo? *shocked*
Sakura: *poof* W-what the... *raised eyebrows*
Sasuke: *poof and looks at his surrounding and saw 2 other people besides his team-mates* Hn...
Japan: *His eyes wide open* is that...
England: *closed spell book* I don't know how that this actually happen or it is just me that my made-out spell just.... works *Grunted for a minute to summarize what he have done* well, at least I did fulfill my promise to you Japan *left* Goodbye
3 minutes of Awkward silence
Naruto: So--
Japan: *Pinch Naruto's cheek* Oh my kami...
Naruto: H-HEY! GET YOUR ARM OFF ME-TTEBAYO! *swats Japan's hands carefully*
Japan: *pictures Sakura with his camera* Oh my Kami..
Sakura: *blushes, angrily tick off and have comically flames at her background and eyes* HEY! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO ME? *being stopped by Naruto because she have the urge to punch Japan 'Cuz she thinks Japan is a pervert for taking one of her beautiful [1]Forehead pictures*
Japan: *Stare at the ravenette (Sasuke) in the eyes* oh my kami...
Sasuke: ... *stare back*
Japan: ... *urging to stare back while holding his fanboyish scream he have to shout*
Sasuke: ... *stare back and his right eye twitches*
Japan: ... OH MY KAMI!!! *Scream at Sasuke's face due to uncontrol Fanboyism*
Sasuke: *cover his ears and deadpan at Japan* TSK...! *angrily turn his head annoyed*
Japan: oh my kami..........*chokes* U-Um.. I-I-I-I-I'm K-Kiku H-H-Honda............ *bow to show respect* IM GRAD TO MEET YOU TEAM SEVEN!
The Trio: *eyes opening and closing in confusion (not to mention, the suspicious air that Sasuke leaks out)*
Naruto: *eyes-closed grinned* haha haha! Of course you should-ttebayo! I'm sure you wanted my autograph for su--
Japan: *took this chance and put a brush already ink-ed and one of his white military uniform in front of Naruto* H-HAI! I WIRR ROVE TO UZUMAKI-KUN!
Sasuke: *raised eyebrows* did he just call that baka by his...?
Naruto: *looks at Japan with wide eyes and smirked happily* SURE-TTEBAYO! *took the ink-ed brush and put his signature on Japan'a military uniform* There! done-ttebayo~
Japan: *comically cried in happiness being supported by animated sunshine and flowers* A-Arigato~ Uzumaki-Kun~~
Naruto: No problem-ttebayo! *grinned*
Sakura: *break the small air between Japan and Naruto* Um, excuse us Kiku-Kun or...Honda-sama?...
Japan: *looked at Sakura with glitter in his eyes* Hai! Kiku-Kun is fine by me, Sakura-Chan, Ne?
Sasuke: *narrowed eyes in suspicion* he knows us-- or Sakura and Naruto for a reason... maybe he works with the Akatsuki. Hn... *grab a Kunai silently from his weapon pouch*
Sakura: Oh Hai! *smiled and scan her surroundings* By the way, Kiku-Kun, do you know where are we...?
Japan: *about to answer Sakura with glitter effects around him*
Sakura: *blink five times until she actually realize something* NANDA! HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NAME AND NARUTO'S???
Japan: *mouth made an 'o' shape*
Naruto: U-uh??? *blinks and remembered the early event being called as Uzumaki-Kun* HAI! SHE'S RIGHT! *Took out a Kunai*
Sasuke: *sweatdrop* the both of you thick-heads should have known that from the start when he called us Team 7, Bakas...*glared at Japan and show off his kunai*
Sakura: ITEI! *points at Japan* NE! DOES THAT MEAN YOUR A *gasped* STALKER?
Japan: *Shook his head* I guess... I shourd exprain...
The Trio: You better be! (While Naruto add a '-ttebayo' on the end and duck-butt (Sasuke) add an additional 'Hn'*
5 hours of eating Free Ramen, sitting on a warm cushion, and drinking tea (plus the very interesting explanation from Japan)
Sasuke: so you mean... *stare at Japan with his tea untouched*
Naruto: that the three of us...? *slurp his 55th ramen bowl*
Sakura: CAME FROM A/AN ANIME/MANGA/SHOW?!!?!?!?!? *shouted confusingly*
Japan: H-Hai...
Kakashi: *drinks tea with his mask still on* Now this is messed up...
The Multiples: .......
Kakashi: *looks at the four and gave them his popular closed eye(s) smile* Yo!
The Trio: NANDA??
Japan: KAKA-SENSEI *Flails and fanboyism*
Sasuke: *sigh* sensei was right, this is messed up...
Sakura: *sweat drop* his mentally disordered
Naruto: men, does he act like a weirdo-ttebayo *looks at the flailing Japan and sweatdrop*
Kakashi: *chuckled* Hai.
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Hola~ this is the end for this (Awkwardly Short -please dont hit me-) Cross-Over~
Now this is a Dare from Anymouse (seriously, she wanted to be Anymouse) so I hope you enjoy~ :D I love making this because I was like troll. I ONCE LOVE NARUTO TTWTT THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME THIS ANIME
1- Ever notice Sakura's forehead is.. *cough* Huge *cough* but she's still kawaii~
I should have made Japan faints due to excitement at the start, and again, that would make the Team 7 in suspicion, and again, Duck-Butt is way ahead to have the first suspicion.
Anyways Hope you guys enjoyed~
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