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Dare for the Bad Touch Trio

*Prussia's Magnificent Price to Pay

Austria: *wake up like sleeping beauty*

Austria: *crawl his way towards the bathroom*

Austria: *sees himself in the mirror*

Austria: ...

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Austria: *screams like a girl* MIEN GOTT!!!!

MEIN HAIIIIRRRR

Prussia and Hungary: *burst in the room*

Hungary: VHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FABOLOUSLY HANDSOME HAIR MR. AUSTR--- oh...

Austria: *dramatically turned around* My hair... it's pink...

Prussia: *dog whistles* your hair looks like cotton candy.

Austria: =_= I don't talk to any commoners such as yourself.

Prussia: *creepily touched Austria's hair* it's so soft... like a cotton candy...

Austria: *freaks out* Vhat are jou doing you imbecile?!

Prussia: *put his tongue out and about to lick Austria's hair

Austria: *screams like his being raped*

Hungary: *throws ten of her frying pan to Prussia like a shuriken* NIEN.

Prussia: *drop down on the floor and start bleeding*

Austria: *pants from excessive use of air*

Hungary: *glares at Prussia and step on his head twice*

Hungary: *turns around*

Japan: *drop the pink coloring shampoo on the floor and look like a deer caught crossing on the road*

Hungary: ...

Japan: ...

Austria: ...

Japan: *use a smoke grenade and escape*

Hungary and Austria: *cough*

Hungary: JAAAAAAPPPPPPAAAAAAAANNNN JOU LITTLE BIIIIISSSSHHH

Japan: *derp face and photoshop the pink colored haired Austria french kissing Prussia* =.= I have to do, what an Otaku have to do. #Prustria #AusPrus #PrusAus.

*France's Fancy

France: *snickers*

Canada: *screams inside the bathroom* PAPA!!!!

France: *acts innoncently and shouted* yes, Matthieu?

Canada: *burst out of the bathroom wearing a towel* DID YOU PUT A HAIR COLORING MIXTURE ON THE SHAMPOO?!

France: *flips hair and looks at Canada with fish lips* Well, I've never!

Canada: =_=

France: But mon dieu! Your hair looks like cotton candy! *le touches hair and sniffs it* and it smells like one too~

Canada: Papa, please stop from what you're doing.

France: *about to lick Canada's pink hair*

Canada: *horrified expression* oh no...

Romano: GAY INCESTTTTT *shouts from the otherside*

Japan: *burst in the room panting*

Canada and France: ... *looks at Japan*

Japan: *set ten camera in every angle of the house*

Canada and France: *looks at each other*

Japan: *put thumbs up and sits down on a couch like a director* hai, now do what you have to do.

Canada: U-um Japan, we're not going to do anything.

Japan: *looks at Canada with high chin* of course you do,

Canada: =.= what...

Japan: Fuck.

France: *wiggles eyebrows at Japan and laugh his signature laugh*

Japan: *raised eyebrows multiple times with pursed lips*

Canada: nope. *goes back to the bathroom and lock it*

*Antonio's little Romanito

Romano: *looks at the dare and to Antonio* the dare here says pink-a hair coloring, not red you idiota!

Spain: *put a finger on Romano's lips* Shhhhhhhh.... *whispers to Romano's ears* But amour~ red is the color of passion, no~?

Romano: =_= *walks back to his room impassively and put a basket of tomatoes to Antonio*

Spain: ...

Romano: *puts a letter on top of the tomatoes and leave Spain's house*

Spain: ... *put down the basket of tomatoes and read the letter*

Letter:
'If you want passion, here's some tomatoes,

They're red and free to be molest.

DONT DO CREEPY THINGS LIKE THAT YOU INSOLENT PEDOPHILE.

With hatred,
Romano'

Spain: *smiles* Hehehe~ my little Romanito is still shy~

Romano: *shouts from the other side* PACK-A YOU. NO!!

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