
Dare for the Bad Touch Trio
*Prussia's Magnificent Price to Pay
Austria: *wake up like sleeping beauty*
Austria: *crawl his way towards the bathroom*
Austria: *sees himself in the mirror*
Austria: ...
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Austria: *screams like a girl* MIEN GOTT!!!!
MEIN HAIIIIRRRR
Prussia and Hungary: *burst in the room*
Hungary: VHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FABOLOUSLY HANDSOME HAIR MR. AUSTR--- oh...
Austria: *dramatically turned around* My hair... it's pink...
Prussia: *dog whistles* your hair looks like cotton candy.
Austria: =_= I don't talk to any commoners such as yourself.
Prussia: *creepily touched Austria's hair* it's so soft... like a cotton candy...
Austria: *freaks out* Vhat are jou doing you imbecile?!
Prussia: *put his tongue out and about to lick Austria's hair
Austria: *screams like his being raped*
Hungary: *throws ten of her frying pan to Prussia like a shuriken* NIEN.
Prussia: *drop down on the floor and start bleeding*
Austria: *pants from excessive use of air*
Hungary: *glares at Prussia and step on his head twice*
Hungary: *turns around*
Japan: *drop the pink coloring shampoo on the floor and look like a deer caught crossing on the road*
Hungary: ...
Japan: ...
Austria: ...
Japan: *use a smoke grenade and escape*
Hungary and Austria: *cough*
Hungary: JAAAAAAPPPPPPAAAAAAAANNNN JOU LITTLE BIIIIISSSSHHH
Japan: *derp face and photoshop the pink colored haired Austria french kissing Prussia* =.= I have to do, what an Otaku have to do. #Prustria #AusPrus #PrusAus.
*France's Fancy
France: *snickers*
Canada: *screams inside the bathroom* PAPA!!!!
France: *acts innoncently and shouted* yes, Matthieu?
Canada: *burst out of the bathroom wearing a towel* DID YOU PUT A HAIR COLORING MIXTURE ON THE SHAMPOO?!
France: *flips hair and looks at Canada with fish lips* Well, I've never!
Canada: =_=
France: But mon dieu! Your hair looks like cotton candy! *le touches hair and sniffs it* and it smells like one too~
Canada: Papa, please stop from what you're doing.
France: *about to lick Canada's pink hair*
Canada: *horrified expression* oh no...
Romano: GAY INCESTTTTT *shouts from the otherside*
Japan: *burst in the room panting*
Canada and France: ... *looks at Japan*
Japan: *set ten camera in every angle of the house*
Canada and France: *looks at each other*
Japan: *put thumbs up and sits down on a couch like a director* hai, now do what you have to do.
Canada: U-um Japan, we're not going to do anything.
Japan: *looks at Canada with high chin* of course you do,
Canada: =.= what...
Japan: Fuck.
France: *wiggles eyebrows at Japan and laugh his signature laugh*
Japan: *raised eyebrows multiple times with pursed lips*
Canada: nope. *goes back to the bathroom and lock it*
*Antonio's little Romanito
Romano: *looks at the dare and to Antonio* the dare here says pink-a hair coloring, not red you idiota!
Spain: *put a finger on Romano's lips* Shhhhhhhh.... *whispers to Romano's ears* But amour~ red is the color of passion, no~?
Romano: =_= *walks back to his room impassively and put a basket of tomatoes to Antonio*
Spain: ...
Romano: *puts a letter on top of the tomatoes and leave Spain's house*
Spain: ... *put down the basket of tomatoes and read the letter*
Letter:
'If you want passion, here's some tomatoes,
They're red and free to be molest.
DONT DO CREEPY THINGS LIKE THAT YOU INSOLENT PEDOPHILE.
With hatred,
Romano'
Spain: *smiles* Hehehe~ my little Romanito is still shy~
Romano: *shouts from the other side* PACK-A YOU. NO!!
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