
Dare [Excuses from Me]
I'm sorry if I can't do the part 'Put the characters what they're thinking in 5 chapters', I just simply can't, I'm asking your forgiveness but in aspect, I will still do your dare, but not all characters blant my excuses ;A; -HetaWarts/APA
What is probably in every countries mind you say? Eh? Well, I'm not the creator of Hetalia, But Hidekaz Himaruya-senpai is... (but, if I am, Hell will broke and all Yaoi pairing will rise XD) but in my own aspect, this is what countries will be thinking in their everyday life (or not).
Note: I wont be posting characters I dont know how they think like but if you want me to, just comment the character. I will not accept OC due to my lack knowledge of them. Sorry and do Enjoy.
Starting with the Russian and his sisters
Belarus: *stalking Russia as usual* I'm with big brat today, all I need is to kneel down in front him... *saw Ukraine passing by* Big sestar will be my witness of the proposal. *turn her eyes back to the smiling Russian* I have prepared, I'll vow my words to big brat that I'll be loyal with him until my life as a country evaporate in the air. *smiles to herself mentally* I hope he agrees this time or I'll have to make him say yes, even if it sounds wrong, but I love him, since childhood until this very day of adulthood, I swear, to my own breath, that I won't give up on him even if the world neglects my sacrifices and feelings for him.
Russia: *trying to shrug off his little sister that is stalking him* Belarus, I hope that you will find someone, better other than me, da? *frowned* I know that the world is not the way you wish to, but our veins have the bloods of our parents, I don't want to hurt your feelings like what I did to big sestar... It just felt... wrong... I know that you remember the day when big sestar decided to leave, and suddenly being under and supportive to another country's rule. I don't want you to go away, or do what big sestar did, to turn her back at us, her family...*glances at the bush where Belarus is hiding while trying his best to smile* even if you wanted to marry me, and I am scared of you, I just simply can't, Our family is already becoming a ruin, our warm cozy so called home started to get cold and dim since the others started to leave, da? I don't want it to happen, I want to get Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Bis Sestar back, so that our cozy family will be re-united again, *sigh* but they started to become independent and I only have you now, Big sestar still visits me, but she still cries like a baby when I ask her to join Mother Russia so that we'll be reunited again. *started to walk away, assuming that he is being followed by his little sister* I promised you that one day, we'll be that big haply family again. *chuckles* But let's go down to business,
First, I need to ask China if he wanted to be one with me, in a proper way of asking, but always resulting of a fainted Chinese man,
Second, I need to visit America and his families and ask them if they wanted to be one with me, if they decline, I'll turn down the Tetris revolution, or have a sleep over at their house for 3 days, then lastly, I'll go visit my sunflower field, it has always minimum my stress level of being neglected. ^J^
Ukraine: *saw her breeze walking Russian baby brat, and her baby sestar whose following his big brat along and smiled* awe~ look at them~ they didn't even change at all, they still act like the way... *sniffs* I left them! Oh how happy I am to see them finally standing up by themselves *tears forming in her eyes but still smiling* Now, I regretted leaving them, I know I shouldn't have, but... it's for the best of my country *took a handkerchief from her pockets and blew on it* But I'm used to it now, I'm trying my best to make Belarus see other people like Lithuania and Estonia besides Russia, but it only seems to make her more attach to him, *smiles* now that I remember it, I should start practicing to talk to baby brat without being scared and started to absentmindly cry and ran away from him... *blew her nose again while drying her falling tears* I love the both of them, but I wish that I can still stand up like the big sestar that I was to them when we were only children, but I know they understand my situation and that I still love them... well maybe except for Belarus since she loves Russia more than me but I'm fond with it, seeing them happy also make me happy~ I wish mama and papa can see us now~ they could be so proud~ *started to ran away crying heavily* I CANT HANDLE MY FEELINGS ANYMORE! ;A; *Cries and left*
Russia and Belarus: *watch as their big sister leave the sight while mentally smiling* even if you're a crybaby, we're glad to have a big sestar like you, *and continued to their business*
Ukraine: *still running, breast jumping, while crying* why do I cry sooo much ;A;
Then To The German brothers
Germany: *sighs at the drunk sleeping Prussian* I can't believe big brudder still lives, Prussia, or it vas now called East Germany vas colonized by zhat Cruel Russian, und he have his own way of punishments, zhat can be abnormally dangerous and blood-lust, *drink his own mug of beer and closed eyes* I'm glad zhat he did survive zhat cruel wrath atleast, I don't know vhat vill I even do if I lost him, I can't seem to do anything without him giving me advices as a country and making me go to war alongside with him.
zhough, his still a dumpkuff, but I won't shrug it avay, I kind of like zhe vay he act as a dumb kid riding a plastic horse *then his cerulean eyes darted to Japan's and Italy's picture* I vonder vhat Japan is doing, maybe vatching anime as always *sweatdrop* I do like zhe vay zhey draw zheM, but I don't mind sticking mien nose reading Ecchis or Hentai as zhey call it, it's near to Adult magazine or adult comics zhat America invented *refill his mug of beer* anyvays, I remembered Italy saying zhat he vould be having a picnic vith his brudders, I hope his doing fine, at zhe fact I'm his legal husband, I vonder vhat he vould look like if he becomes a frau... *imagine Italy being a woman then sweatdrop* no use, even if Italy is happen not to be a girl, he still acts, and looks like one, not only zhat, Italian womens have naturally small breast, according to Switzerland vho recently took research on it, the biggest size was cup B but zhey are mostly cup A. *face palm blushing* Vho am I kidding?! I suddenly become racist like Hitler! Ugh... *sighs* ... SHIT. CHAT AM I ZHINKING.
Prussia: *due of him sleeping, we don't know what his thinking in the moment, so let's go to his dreamland*
Prussia's dreamland
*CSI Miami opening song started playing*
Prussia: *wearing his Prussian flag boxers and a good-all black shades* OLA-BANGKA~ OOOOH YEAH! *Surfing in a tide of chirping Gilbirds*
Prussia: *chuckles while sleeping and add the drooling and rosy cheeks* he he he he he he~
Germany: *stares at Prussia* he must be zhinking about having s**
To the F.A.C.E family
America: *eating his burgers, fries, and drinking his diet soda* AFTER THIS, I'LL GO HIT THE WHOOPS AND PLAY XBOX AND WII LATER! I PROBABLY NEED TO WATCH ANOTHER SMOSH AND OTHER FAMOUS YOUTUBERS PLAY THE WALKING DEAD GAME! *choke on his burgers* DAMN! I JUST CANT HANDLE THE NERVES TO LAUGH AT THEIR CRYING FACE! HAHAHAHAHAH! NEED TO SUCK THEM LOSERS PFFFFFFFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!, OH SHERLOCK! I ALMOST FORGOT TO RETWEET WHAT STEVEN ROGERS TWEETED TODAY! I definitely know it's like stalking him but meh, NO ONE KNOWS. Oh, right, I promise Sealand to go skiing at Iceland's place today but I'm over scheduled, maybe the little brahma will understand my situation *drink all of his diet soda* PHEW!
England: *annoyed at the certain American* could he just eat his food without disturbing us? I DIDNT RAISED THIS MAN TO ACT LIKE THIS! *mentally cursed* I dumbfounded know that this will happen to him without my support! Now look at him! His a no-good goddamn son of a bloody gun whose weight can make an Elephant and a Whale cry at the same bloody time! He call himself the 'Hero' more likely the 'villian' of the humanity, I could have swear that there's nothing his good at except, playing, eating, sleeping, leaving, watching, but mostly lightly and definitely define at what his good at, ANNOYING. *looks at France* NOW AM I LUCKY TODAY? IM WITH THIS BLOODY AMERICAN, NOW, WITH THIS GODDAMN PERVERTED FROG??? Seriously, I just wanted to relax and be with my friends, talk with them, and tell jokes with them. BUT NO! MY LIFE ISNT WHAT I WANTED TO! FOR SHIT NO SHERLOCK! SERIOUSLY? THIS STUPID FRENCH STARTING TO FLIRT MY GODDAMN MAID??? HFMPH, Well For your bloody information Frenchay, that Guy is a wanker, a bloody L-E-S-B-I-A-N that have a sex change in Thailand and lastly Who also have a bloody disease with him because of him being a Slut back then. And how do I know? I read his Application. *mentally facepalmed* Well damn, so far having a nice fucking day ahead of me *stood up annoyed and went to his bedroom*
Matthew: *is in the corner of the room* I do hope they remember me, or even see me, it's quite out of the blue that they can't even notice that I am here. ;-; I even save England once but he didn't thank me. Also America, but all he did was gave me this life time supplies of Nutella? And what will I do with it? I wish it was maple syrup instead though, now papa is here to annoy England again, which he suceeds at, America keeps blabbering about what he's going to do even if I can keep my stimoulous running around hearing what he says. Why did I even visited them in the first place? *sigh sadly the smile* but they seem to enjoy themselves so why wouldn't I? *chuckles at the sight before him*
France: Oh mondeir! I have insulted the black sheep of Europe! And again, I'm here to do so *chuckles evilly to himself and leaves* now I'm finished making him have his bad day, I'll probably relieve myself with fine women and wine today
The Italian brothers and the certain Spanish
Italy: I wonder what doitsu's doing! Oh I know! I would cook pasta for dinner just for him! It would definitely make him happy~ Seborga must have been flirting again, and Japan most likely is watching Anime called Naru-Naru? Or is it fairytale? Maybe it's Detergent? Bleach? Anyways, I know his having fun just like me~ *open eyes to see his fuming brother Romano* what makes fratello angry? oh wait.... I forgot~ he and Spain have issues recently~ well, God knows what the best for the both of them~ I mean~ I ship them~ and I would love to see them together~ Excuses for the fact that fratello still act like a dick sometimes and acts like he doesn't love Spain even though it's written all over his tomato face~ *smiled*
Romano:*looks at Italy annoyoed* Damnit. HE IS THINKING ABOUT THAT POTATO BASTARD AGAIN. WHY THE FUCK DOES HE THINK ABOUT HIM ANYWAY? OI. WHY IS HIS EYES TRAVEL FROM ME AND SPAIN? .... THAT FACKING IDIOT HE SHOULDN'T THINK ABOUT US.
Spain: *Smiling like an idiot* Tomato~ Tomato~ Toro~ Romano~
Le Asians
Japan: *is watching The Blue Exorcist* Error, mind is flooded with fanboyism, hard to connect with unstablized connection, Error, Too many residual files, Impossible to read what is in the main database
South Korea: *sweat drop* How could he do that daze? I mean, Look! His doing it again! How could he have residual files? His not a database! His a thinking human! *sweat drop* I know it because database are made from South Korea daze! *looks at China drinking herbal tea and snickers* maybe I could pay off myself by grabbing Aniki's chest--
China: *gave South Korea a death glare* DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT ARU
South Korea: Daze???? How?!?!??! What?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?!
North Korea: I know South could be just as dumb as that American, but how dumb is he to even let other hear what his thinking? His obviously the dumbest, I dont know-how or why is he even famous than me. *wait for a second and blinks* oh wait.... Girl Generation, NU'EST, BTS, Orange Caramel, EXO, Korean novelas. I see....
South Korea: *rolled eyes at North* damn you, I also can hear you
North Korea: imagine not assh*le *rolled eyes*
Taiwan: *sweat drop at the two* wow, these two still act cold to each other ha?
Hong Kong: you could like tell...
Taiwan: 0.0
Hong Kong: 0.0 what....
Taiwan: you just didn't right?
Hong Kong: I-I dont know...
China: these modernized countries are so dumb to even know that the static energy we release with our mind is unstable at the moment aru --"
All of the other asian countries: CHINA!!!
China: OH NO! *eyes widened comically* I ALSO FORGET ARU!!!
All of the other Asian Countries: *sweat drop*
Le Other Germans
Austria: *playing Piano because it's his masterpiece* Zhis piece is dedicated to mien love for classic und it's music, I find it sad zhat music itself has also make its revolution, From zhe soft and menacing, ear sweetening sound, into a harsh, absolutely not fine lyric, feet jumping sounds. I know zhat zhey have passion in music, but zhat passion gone so far *his soft tune of piano playing started to become more and more fast, signifying his angry* starting vith zhis person called 'Micheal Jackson' oh how he loved music! Well I'll be, I didn't even know if I should be proud of him stepping a revolution to music itself. Zhen to Zhe Swedish band, ABBA, yes, I love zheir songs, regards to Sweden, and vhat.... oh yes! Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, and ugh, Miley Cyrus! Also what do I think? Taylor Swift, I can say I love zheir music secretly and again, Vhat happen to zhe person zhey vas? I don't have time to be racist, but if music I'm talking about, I am *slam the keyboards and stopped playing*
Hungary: I'm too.... lost.... for words.... *gasped* I heard Austria play the piano all these centuries but....but... *fainted happily* this one is so emotion fill, THIS IS THE REASON WHY I LOVE HIM~ *sighs happily* he he he he he he~
Switzerland: *sweat drop at the sight of the Austrian and Hungarian* I don't even know how Liechtenstein and I are related to these two, and mostly, I don't know how did we even have the same bloods running in our veins, all I see is two morons, one helplessly inlove with her cousin, and one under my foot, who is most likely my old best friend, oh wait, he is too weak to be is inlove with his musics. I don't even know how they survived the world war *stares at Austria* specially that sick of an exucse country.
Liechtenstein: *tilts head at the sight of the Swits with a deadpan face the laying Hungarian on the floor, and lastly the drinking Austrian* we have a weird family, *smiles* but, at least we're happy with each other~
Switzerland: No we're not Liechtenstein, No we're not.
Liechtenstein: ○-○ e-eh.....
Switzerland: no we're not a 'happy family Liechtenstein' no we're not.
Ohayo! I hope you guys enjoy this-ttebane! Thank you for daring,
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