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Dare 4

●Dare for Romania

Romania: *screams to himself* IM NU STAU CU ACEL DEMON! eşti nebun??? *flails* (I'm not hanging out with that demon, are you crazy?)

Moldova: fratele mai mare, nu subestima fratele mai mare Rusia! (Big brother, do not underestimate big brother Russia!) lui în această cameră, stii? *points at the sit where Russia is seated* (His in this room, you know?)

Romania: *flails and took Moldova and ran away*

Russia: *smiles* Я просто хотел друг (I just wanted a friend)

Belarus: BIG BRAT *appears out of nowhere*

Russia: *flails and ran away*

●Dare for Japan

(I have separated the reactions by two, one being The 'Asian Meeting reaction' while the other is 'European gathering reaction' even though Japan is not from West or Europe, he is invited to attend with them, Because... why not?)

♤ At the Asian Meeting ♤

Japan: *went in wearing the Magical Mirai 2015 costume*

All of the asian countries: *look at Japan* ...

Japan: *bowed* S-Sorry I'm late minna-san... *went to his respective sit*

All of the asian countries: *stares at him, gaping* ...

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China: *points at Japan* WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, ARU?!

Japan: *look at China* This *motions to his costume* is the Magicar Mirai costume this 2015. *bowed head lightly* It is a dare and I cannot rie that this costume is actuarry comfortabre to wear and Sort of advertisement for my country...

China: *Grips Japan's shoulders* YOU BRING SHAME TO OUR CONTINENT, ARU *Glared at Japan while snarling*

Japan: *giving China his best impassive look*

Philippines: *kick the door open* WHO SAYS COSPLAYING KUYA JAPAN IS A SHAME? *went in the room, late once again* CHINA, COSPLAYING IS GREAT!

South Korea: Yeah! *stood from his sit* I never tried it but I agree!

North Korea: *facepalm* You cosplay a lot South Korea, especially with that anime about--

South Korea: *chuckles nervously and cover North Korea's lip with a duct tape*

Taiwan: *took out camera and pictures Japan* I honestly think his costume is fashionable~~

China: *is ripping his hair off* HIS A MALE-ARU! *points at Japan's costume* ASIAN MALE SUPPOSEDLY DO NOT WEAR THAT THING, ARU!

Malaysia: Actually, Cosplaying is kind of fun! *grins*

Thailand: *nodded* indeed it is! You can be someone you're not!

Indonesia: isn't acting the same? *tilts head*

Myanmar: BUT WITH CUTE AND COOL COSTUMES!! *squeals*

Vietnam: *eyes glistening* Is dressing like Mikasa Ackerman counts as cosplay?

Mongolia: *nodded silently* It is.

Vietnam: *looks at Mongolia like when Mikasa notices something is wrong at the episode when Eren Yeager supposedly died*

Hong Kong: *points at His pyrotechnics* Add fireworks effect when you enter next time Japan,

Japan: *eyes glistens at the offer* Why next time Hong Kong? *took fireworks* Ret's do this now

Hong Kong: *eyes glistens at this and nodded*

♤At The European meeting♤

America: Ok............... well this is awkard.....

*Door burst open and some fireworks display was lighted*

Everyone in the room: *watch at the fireworks with adoration*

Japan: *went in with his costume* I am Here at rast!

France: *gasps* What an amazing entrance mon cher!

Japan: *bowed* Credits to Hong Kong.

Hong Kong: *bowed and left*

England: *blushes at how 'ungentleman' Japan's clothe is* Japan, that's not our dress code....

Japan: I'm aware Engrand-san. *looks at Germany and Netherlands* It's... a dare,

Germany and Netherlands: *started sweating in nervousness*

Belgium: waaah~ I like your clothe though~ it's cute~

Ukraine: *nodded* I agree!

Italy: *glomps on Japan* You're-a so cool Japan! I-a wanna wear something like-a that too!

Romano: YOU ARENT,

Spain: aww~ is someone jealous?

Romano: NO.

Spain: Don't worry you will look cute in that costume too Romano~

Romano: NO.

Russia: *smiles* It's not cold-friendly but it's eye catching.

Hungary: *gapes at Japan's legs* YOUR LEGS LOOK SMOOTH JAPAN. HOW YOU DO IT, *points at Japan's leg*

Japan: *tilts head in confusion* Ne?

Hungary: *pushes Italy away and grips Japan's Shoulders* DO YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS???!!!

Japan: *has his greatest impassive expression on*

Austria: *sigh in annoyance* I'm going home, I'm more productive zhere zhan here, *left*

Liechtenstein: *looks at Switzerland and open mouth*

Switzerland: NO.

Liechtenstein: I haven't said anything yet...

Switzerland: NO.

Liechtenstein: *pouts*

Ukraine: *blushes to herself* I can't wear something like that...

Estonia: why not Ukraine?

Latvia: Oh, because her boobs is so big and it may destroy the outfit!

Lithuania: LATVIA.

Ukraine: *holds boobs and started to cry* HIS RIGHT! UWAAAAAAAH

Russia: *the sibling senses are tickling* Who made Ukraine cry da? *smiles dreadfully at the baltic trio*

Lithuania: *stomach ache in fear*

Latvia: *fainted*

Estonia: I'm going to feed the mochis... *left*

Belarus: RUSSIA!!!!!

Russia: *sprints away*

Poland: *shoves Hungary away and eyes glistens* OHMG JAPAN, I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT! TOTALLY! CAN YOU LIKE, LEND ME SOME?

Japan: *nodded* Hai.

Prussia: *imagine himself in Japan's costume* I LOOK AWESOME!!!

Germany: NIEN! IT'S DISGUSTING!

Sealand: PAPA SWE! MAKE MAMA WEAR IT!!!

Sweden: *looks at Finland*

Finland: *sweatdrops* don't give me that look Sweden.

Norway: *looks at Iceland*

Iceland: *glares* NO.

Denmark: SJSJIDOCDJNDDNJD, WE'RE OUT OF BEER AND GIN HERE!!

Monaco: *sweat drop*

Canada: It's just me or is it chaos here...

WY: THIS IS CHAOS.

Australia: WHERE'S MY BLOODY CROC? NEW ZEALAND!!

New Zealand: SCOTLAND!!!

Scotland: OI! DONT PIN POINT IT TO ME YOU BLOODY GIT! IT'S IRELAND!

Ireland: IT'S WALES I SWEAR! IM PICKING FOUR LEAF CLOVERS HERE!

Wales: ........... I'm not responsible for your clumsiness, you klutz *left*

Turkey: HEY EVERYBODY! I BROUGHT SOME BEER WITH ME!

Denmark: FINALLY!

Greece: *asleep*

America: OIIIII! *shouts*

Everyone: *silent*

America: *is dress as Abraham Lincoln* LET'S HAVE A COSPLAY PARTY!!!

Everyone: YEAH XD

●A Dare for Germany and Prussia

MC: *smiles* Guten Abend zusammen! (Good evening everybody)

Crowds: *claps*

MC: Tonight, two of our dear country personification would sing 'Wildes ding' by Culcha Candela!

Crowds: *whispers among themselves*

MC: Give them a round of applause! *left the stage*

Crowd: *claps*

*music starts playing*

((Austria: Vait, *looks at Hungary* I zhought zhis is an orchestra?

Hungary: *looks at Austria* Me too))

*Prussia walks in with a white Tuxedo, and his smirk*

((Hungary and Austria: *sweat drops* never mind))

Prussia: *grins and took microphone and started singing* Sie war ‚ne Deathmetal Rockerbraut *points at Hungary and Austria and dances* ( She was a death metal rocker bitch )

((Hungary: oi, We're not a schiebe, even more zhan a death metal rocker you asshole!

Austria: I am vith you zhere Hungary))

Prussia: *rolls eyes* Bittersüß und voll versaut
Die sorte Girl die dich auch
Mitm Hocker vom Hocker haut
Sie stand auf head-b-b-bangen
Ich b-b-bangte mit.

((Prussia Fan: *take off bra and throw it at the stage* Heirate mich Preußen! (Marry me Prussia!)

Prussia Fans: *starts fangirling and throwing stuff at Prussia, who dodges them all with a wink*

Hungary: *facepalm*

Austria: *terrified* I don't know vhat vorse, my underwears scattered around zhe house *points at the underwear infested stage* or zhat...))

( Bittersweet and big time messed up)
The kind of girl who'd
Knock you off your stool with her own stool too
She liked head b-b-banging and
I b-b-banged with too)

Prussia: Beim Blick in die Sterne
Hörten wir gerne Rammstein und Kiss. *nodded head and stomped feet*
Sie soff mich ständig untern Tisch *pursed lips*
immer auf ex ex ex. *then smirk*
Auf ihrem Hintern stand gestochen Scharf 666, Kesesesesesesese!

( When we'd look at the stars
We liked to listen to Rammstein and Kiss
She usually drank me under the table
Always at once, once, once
Tattooed on her ass she had a needle-sharp 666)

((Hungary: *whispers to Italy* Italy, I'm advising you to go away now, zhis song is mien favourite but... vith Prussia singing it, I beg zhe lord's mercy vhen I kill zhe man. *left eye twitches at Prussia's singing*

Italy: *whispers back to Hungary* I-a can't Misd Hungary *smiles* Germany-a invited me with la mia famiglia~ (my family)

Hungary: *looks behind Italy*

Holy Rome: *is eating popcorn while eyes glistening at Prussia* Il vostro bambino è bravo in questo, Germania! *smiles at Germania* (your child is good at this Germania! *Germania also translates as 'Germany' in Italian :/ idk*)

Germania: *facepalm while blushing* Ich weiß nicht, was du redest (I dont know what you're talking about)

Romano: *controlling himself from laughing* Questo è divertente, non vedo l'ora di vedere quella patata con occhi anche cantare come un ubriacone *snickers* (This is fun, I can't wait to see the potato with eyes also sing like a drunk)

Spain: *looks at Romani as he eats a tomato* Bien por ti Romano~ (Good for you Romano)

Hungary: *sweatdrops and went to focus on the show*))

*Le Germany Walk In, wearing A black police officer uniform*

((Germany fans: *squeals at the hot German, some even fainted*

Italy: *waved white flag* DOITSU~ PRENDERE I MIEI BAMBINI~~~~ (Take my kids~~~)

Holy Rome: *wiggles eyebrows at Germania*

Germania: *glared at Holy Rome* Nien.))

Germany: *is a fucking blushing mess, but sings majestically anyway* Ich will nur eine mit Herz Kopf Arsch und Pepp.

((Germany fans and Italy: *Freaking out at that one verse* NEHMEN SIE UNS! GERMANY! NEHMEN SIE UNS!!!!!!!! (Take us, Germany, Take us))

Germany: *sweatdrops* Draußen Prinzessen und ein Freak in meinem Bett--

((Germany Fans and Italy: *Another major chaos and half of them fainted* LIEBEN SIE UNS! LIEBEN SIE UNS! LIEBEN SIE UNS!!!!! (Love us)

Romano: *stood up from his seat with an angry face* FUCK YOU, ICH KANN NICHT GENIEßEN SIE DIE SHOW MIT SIE IDIOTEN!! ( FUCK YOU, I can not enjoy the SHOW with you idiots)

Germany Fans: *glares at Romano and sat down*

Spain: *shocked* you speak German?

Romano: *give Spain his deadliest glare* DON'T-A TELL ANYONE.

Holy Rome: *wiggles eyebrows at Germania*

Germania: *facepalm* Nien.))

Germany: *gave Romano a look of appreciation* Ein klein bisschen Lady ein klein bisschen Gaga.
So was fänd ich voll Perfekt, *nodded at Prussia*

( I only want one with heart, head, ass, and pep
Outside a princess and a freak in my bed
A little bit lady, a little bit gaga
Something I'd find quite perfect)

Germany and Prussia: Ich brauch ein wildes Ding (Prussia: oh yeah)
S-so ein wildes Ding (Germany: o-oh yeah)
Germany: Ich brauch ein wildes Ding (Prussia: oh yeah)
Prussia: Und sie sagt: Hey Süßer, schau doch mal
Germany amd Prussia: Wie wild ich bin!

(I need a wild thing (oh yeah)
S-such a wild thing (o-oh yeah)
I need a wild thing (oh yeah)
And she says: Hey sweetheart, take a look at
How wild I am)

(In this part, no one interrupted the German brothers because Romano and some Mafia dudes point guns to those chaotic people)

Germany: Sie war ein voll Veganer Eso-Hippie.
Wollte mit mir für die Freiheit kämpfen.
Backte die besten Hash-Cookies.
Ich sollte mit ihr nach Jamaika trampen. *smirks at Prussia*

( She was a complete vegan eso hippie ²
Wanted to fight for freedom with me
Baked the best hash cookies
Should have thumbed a ride to Jamaica with her)

((Italy: *whispers to Hungary* Why-a not Berlin or-a Even Rome?

Hungary: *whispers back* It's the lyrics of the song, get over it*

Italy: *sniffs and pouts* Why-a not Berlin or-a Rome...))

Prussia: *nodded at Germany and started singing* Ihr Hobby war Kamasutra Power meditieren
Für die Biobauern demonstrieren
Sie wollte Yoga studieren
Meine Freunde sagten dass ich doch
Ne Macke haben muss.
Doch sie war meine dance hall queen.
Wir tantzten barfuß im Club *smirks*

( Her hobby was demonstrating Karma Sutra
Power meditation for the organic farmers
She wanted to study yoga
My friends said that I've certainly
Got to have an obsession
Yeah, she was my dance hall queen
We danced barefoot in the clubs)

Prussia: Ich will nur eine mit Herz Kopf Arsch und Pepp.
Draußen Prinzessen und ein Freak in meinem Bett.
Ein klein bisschen Lady ein klein bisschen Gaga
So was fänd ich voll Perfekt:

( I only want one with heart, head, ass, and pep
Outside a princess and a freak in my bed
A little bit lady, a little bit gaga
Something I'd find quite perfect)

Germany and Prussia: Ich brauch ein wildes Ding (Prussia: oh yeah)
S-so ein wildes Ding (Germany: o-oh yeah)
Germany: Ich brauch ein wildes Ding (Prussia: oh yeah)
Prussia: Und sie sagt: Hey Süßer, schau doch mal
Germany amd Prussia: Wie wild ich bin!

(I need a wild thing (oh yeah)
S-such a wild thing (o-oh yeah)
I need a wild thing (oh yeah)
And she says: Hey sweetheart, take a look at
How wild I am)

W-W-W-Wildes Ding!
W-W-W-Wildes Ding!
W-W-W-Wildes Ding!
W-W-W-Wildes Ding!

Germany: Sie war ‚ne BWL Jura Studentin
Schwer gepflegt aus reichem Haus
Shoppen war ihr einziges Hobby
Mein Erbe hat sie aufgeraucht

(She was a BBA Law Student ³
High maintenance and from a rich family
Going shopping was her only hobby
She smoked away my inheritance)

Prussia: Schnell noch ein Cafe auf den Champs Elysees
Dann nach Davos posen im Powder Schnee
Nach unserem Candellight Dinner am See
Holt die kleine Maus ihre Peitsche raus
Und teilt aus

( Still a quick coffee on the Champs Elysees
Then to Davos, posing in the powder snow ⁴
After our candle light dinner by the lake
This little dear gets her bullwhip out
And has at it ⁵)

Germany and Prussia: Ich will nur eine mit Herz Kopf Arsch und Pepp.
Draußen Prinzessen und ein Freak in meinem Bett
Ein klein bisschen Lady ein klein bisschen Gaga
So was fänd ich voll Perfekt

(I only want one with heart, head, ass, and pep
Outside a princess and a freak in my bed
A little bit lady and a little bit gaga
Something I'd find quite perfect)

Germany and Prussia: Ich brauch ein wildes Ding (Prussia: oh yeah)
S-so ein wildes Ding (Germany: o-oh yeah)
Germany: Ich brauch ein wildes Ding (Prussia: oh yeah)
Prussia: Und sie sagt: Hey Süßer, schau doch mal
Germany amd Prussia: Wie wild ich bin!

(I need a wild thing (oh yeah)
S-such a wild thing (o-oh yeah)
I need a wild thing (oh yeah)
And she says: Hey sweetheart, take a look at
How wild I am)

Germany: W-W-W-Wildes Ding!
Prussia: W-W-W-Wildes Ding!
Germany: W-W-W-Wildes Ding!
Prussia:W-W-W-Wildes Ding!

Germany and Prussia: Ich brauch ein wildes Ding! *bowed and left the underwear infested stage*

(W-W-W-Wild thing!
W-W-W-Wild thing!
W-W-W-Wild thing!
W-W-W-Wild thing!

I need a wild thing!)

Austria: *fainted because of how 'modern' shock he is)

Hungary: *carried Austria bridal style* Ez az utolsó alkalom, Poroszország, utoljára *snarls* (this is the last time, Prussia, Last)

Italy: *fainted of fangirlism* Doitsu~

Holy Rome: *wiggles eyebrows at Germania*

Germania: *irritated and punches Holy Rome's face* I TOLD YOU NO.

Holy Rome: *flies into the sunset laughing*

Romano: *dressed like a hipster because his identity as 'Mafia' is now... well discovered* shit.

Spain: *looking for Romano* ROMANO? ROMANO! WHERE ARE YOU? OMG. HAVE YOU SEEN MY CHILD? *shows picture at Some strangers*

Stranger: ... that's a tomato...

Spain: .... HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

(((Meanwhile)))

Germany: *hides in embarassment at his room* I'LL NEVER FORGET ZHIS DAY.

Prussia: KESESESESESESESE~ I know right? It's too much awesome becuase I'm zhere!

Germany: ZHATS NOT VHAT IMPLYING

((Wew, this is hard to make :/ I mean, XD I use google translate like a pro *wears shades* I'm no good at this, Error_404_Not_Found hope you like it

Anyways! I HOPE YOU ENJOY CUZ I ENJOY XD))

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