Moldova: big brother Romania, big brother Romania!

Romania: yes? *smile*

Moldova: can you give me a life insurance of food this christmas, please?

Romania: ... why can't you just live with me?

Moldova: Big brother Russia asked the same--

Romania: *have a horrified face*

Moldova: but I said no--

Romania: *sighs in relief*

Moldova: but it's unfair to him to accept your offer when I reject his, so I'm just being fair!

Romania: I'll ask Bulgaria about his perceptive. *in his mind he keeps saying no*

(I'm having an author block with my other books lately...
Is that even possible?)