APEC -

Philippines: I did a really great job pleasing my visitors!~ *smiles to himself*

((The Countries Comment About APEC in Philippines))

Asian countries:

Japan: Me and Piri-san is ready for a war towards China. *took out Katana*

China: I DONT KNOW WHY I AND MY PRESIDENT IS HERE ARU. MY CONVERSATION WITH PHILIPPINES IS ONLY 2 MINUTES.

2 MINUTES ARU!!!

2 FREAKING MINUTES ARRRRUUUU!!!

Brunei: ATLEAST YOU DONT HAVE THE MOST UNEMPLOYMENT RATE IN THIS ROOM.

Taiwan: I LIKE THIS SAYA IM WEARING~ EVERYONE HAVE TO AGREE~

Malaysia: *noddes* I've heard it is made from Pineapple leaves... *thinks* maybe I could copy it...

Vietnam: The show is nice--- OH FUCK, HOLY--- ARENT THEY GOING TO DROP THOSE? IT'S FREAKING FRAGILE--- OH MY GAWD, THEY'RE DANCING WITH JAR ON THEIR HEADS! THEY'RE NOT EVEN HOLDING IT. PHILIPPINES YOUR TALENTED.

Mongolia: *glares at Philippines* I must accept that I was defeated by him in Asia Got Talent, and in these kinds of scenarios.

Indonesia: why are you here? Your not invited---

Mongolia: *glares at Indonesia* YOUR PRESIDENT IS NOT HERE,

Indonesia: EXCUSE ME? I HAVE MY REPRESENTATIVE HERE! *points at representative* PLUS RUSSIA'S PRESIDENT ISNT HERE TOO!

Russia: *turn head around towards Indonesia* Da?

Thailand: *is eating food* Wow~ I like this sizzling sisig!

Chinese Taipei: that's Pork.

Thailand: 0.0 *continues to eat with wide eyes* I HATE BREAKING RULES, BUT I HAVE MY OWN DESIRES.

Chinese Taipei: IM TELLING THIS TO INDIA!

Macau: *take almost all of the unique souvenirs* everyone is fighting over these, I understand why. *Keeps collecting*

Hong Kong: ... So no fireworks?

Chile: we have virtual fireworks being displayed in the large screen.

Hong Kong: ... So no real fireworks?

South Korea: WHY NO K-POP? PILIPINOS LIKE MY KOREAN BANDS! WHYYYYYYYYYY---

Singapore: YESH, I CAN THROW MY GARBAGE EVERYWHERE WITHOUT BEING ARRESTED! *throws Plastic cup at the floor*

Western countries:

America: THE SHOW. THE FOOD. THE INTERIOR DESIGNING. WYFJSOSNCKSSOSMS THIS IS BRILLIANT. IDK WHY WE EVEN CAME HERE BECAUSE OF THE MEETING! THIS IS SWEEEET! *steals bamboo chair and one of the indeginous chandeliers*

Canada: Atleast the garbage I send to Philippines is now being resolve-eh ^^

Australia: Lol, I'm here no surprises--- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS NOT PALAWAN?!?! I WANT TO SEE THE TARSIERS AND CROCODILES!!!

New Zealand: we'll go there sooner or kater,

Papua New Guinea: I choose later.

Peru: *is silently watching the show attentively* This is amazing!

Mexico: MY PRIME MINISTER IS BEING LOVED, PHILIPPINES IM STAYING HERE!

Canada: OMG, ME TOO.

The Pilipinos:

PUTA NYO, PERA NAMIN YAN, ANO PINAG GA-GAWA MO PILIPINAS KUNG BAKIT MO IGINASTOS YANG PERA NATIN SA PUTANG MEEETING NA YAN?! HINDI PA NARESOLVA-AN AND PORK BARREL SCAM AT HINDI PA NAIBALIK ANG MGA NASIRA NG MGA BAGYO! TAPOS PA-PARTY-PARTY KA PA? SHETE. PATI KASI KURYENTE APEC-TADO! (Fuck you, that's (the people) our money, what are you doing Philippines that you have spend our money to that fucking meeting? The pork barrel scam and the broken structures created by past typhoons haven't evwn resolve yet! And then you even have the guts to even throw a party? SHIT! Even the electricity is APEC-ted) (XD I'm having a nosebleed due to Filipino)

(Ok this is a little bit late, but meh, Updates~)

(YESH, THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA AND MEXICO IS BEING LOVE HERE IN THE PHILIPPINES)
(And this is the real reactions from the Pilipinos about APEC, according to my uncle and friends)
(My dad literally let me read news =_=)