America: *being with Russia*

Russia: *smiling at America*

America: ... I can make a good Canadian acting.

Russia: is it so? *smiles*

America: yeah! observe my Canadian acting!

Russia: ^J^ I'm observing.

America: ....eh?

Russia: 0J0 amazing! I thought you were Canada at that moment!

Canada: I DON'T ACT LIKE THAT!!!

America: sure you do :D

Canada: EH?!?!?!

America: see???!

Russia: ^J^ I'm not wondering why American actors are amazing.

England: Excuse me? *walks in* ... *pose*

America: =_= *pushes England out of the room*

A/N: Honestly, America and Russia are like, good friends, also, it's impossible for America to stay quiet for a minute. (;u; ) sorry. Also English actors are far greater than Americans in my opinion. ( ;u;) sorry if it's short.

America: I lived in Philippines before so, I'm accostumed of the cuisines he-- *saw dinar-daraan or chocolate meat and freeze in horror* wait --

America: *saw black beans* ...

America: *saw cooked insects* BUT--

America: *saw fried dog meat* N-NO!!!

America: *saw Rat meat, snakes, Frog meat, and even bat meat being cooked* FUDGE--

America: *saw Pinakbet* ...

America: *screams in horror*

Philippines: don't be picky and eat these *put a piece of Dog meat inside America's mouth*

America: *choke and fainted*

Philippines: ._. Well, I could always say he was food poisoned...

(A/N: Yes we eat those kind of food here in the Philippines, Also, Chocolate meat is the English term of Dinar-Daraan according to my science teacher.

Dinar-daraan is like, the edible animal blood that covered the designated meat. As disgusting as it sounds, it's actually delicious.

WE ALSO EAT ANY MEAT WE FIND IN THE WILDERNESS AND OUR FARMING FIELDS AS LONG AS IT'S EDIBLE :D #EXOTIC LIFE

I love frog meat because they are like fish and chicken meat combine :D amazing right?

I prefer Field Rat meat and Bat meat! They are delicious! I kind of don't like snake meat... sometimes they're too oily and the small bones are disturbing the way I crushed my food -_-

I haven't tasted dog meat yet, but I heard it's like goat meat. I haven't tasted them yet ._.

Yesss exotic life people, be afraid, we eat organic food, xD