Sign: Don't Touch

England: *read sign* probably dangerous

America: *reads sign* Touch when no one is looking

Sealand: *reads sign* Touch it even if someone's looking *touch red button*

Self Destruct Activated. You have 30 minutes to evacuate.

Countdown starts now... 29 minutes and 59 seconds counting down....

America and England: HELL NO!

Sealand: oops...

29 minutes and 57 seconds counting down....