Philippines: *Talking to England about how terrible America is*

England: *agreed on Philippines and all of his *no I want Philippines to be a guy here so yeah* statements*

America: *look at the two people in front of him* OH MY HOLY FRENCH FRIES! *le gasp and points at the two* I FINALLY KNOW HOW TWO OLD GRANDMA'S GOSSIPING WITH EACH OTHER ABOUT THEIR RELATIVES LOOKS LIKE! *le epic face palm* WHY DIDNT I SEE THAT COMING! *put a are you serious face and points at the two* Seriously? I mean, wow, all these times I was just standing here and boom! There! I saw you two jealous of me cuz I'm the hero, you guys are a villain

Philippines: Kuya America--

America: No Philippines, look, *face palm* I shouldn't have granted you your f*ckimg freedom because I wanted you to feel what I have felt when I was free at that *points at England* Once a great man who happens to have thick eyebrows super glued on his face. *put on a serious face* You know what? I'm over it! I'm spilling the beans! *angrily look at Philippines who is in shock* [1] YOUR.NOT.ACTUALLY.FREE.

Philippines: *le gasp*

America: AND I DON'T GIVE A F*CKING DAMN AT YOUR FALLINGS-TO-THE-RUIN-SO-CALLED-CRAPPY-ECONOMY OF YOURS--

Philippines: AND WHAT IF MY CRAPPY ECONOMY IS CRAPPY? P*TA MO AMERICA! [2] KALA MO DIKO ALAM? HINDI AKO TANGA GAYA MO! P*TA MO! P*TA MO! WALA KANG KWETANG KAIBIGAN-

America: WHO TOLD YOU I WAS YOUR FRIEND FROM THE START ANYWAYS?! YOU DONT EVEN TRUST ME! HOW COULD YOU F*CKING TELL I WAS YOUR F*CKING FRIEND!???

England: look-

Philippines: [3] TUMAHIMIK KA NGA INGLISHERA! WALA KA NAMANG MAI-TULONG EH! WALANG-WALA! KAYA MAS MABUTI PA DYAN KA AT MAG MUK-MOK HANGGANG MAMATAY KA!

England: PHILIPPINES, SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH UP! LOOK AMERICA *turns to America* we didn't mean what we say

America: *snorted* Ha, like hell I would f*cking believe

England: America, look--

America: I wouldn't give a damn to look at your 'oh so hilarious eyebrows' of yours-

England: JUST BLOODY LISTEN WANKER! ME AND PHILIPPINES ARE DISCUSSING ABOUY HOW TERRIBLE YOU ARE BECAUSE WE BOTH LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE

Philippines: [4]Mamati ti tanga *rolled eyes*

America: Rweally? *sniffs*

Philippines: [5] Saan

America: *hugs the two countries I LOVE THE BOTH OF YOU~

England: *mouthed to Philippines* I'm bloody done with this *ssh*le

Philippines: *mouthed back to England* who wouldn't?

America: YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST! *Squeeze them to death*

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1- No, that was a lie, America as telling Philippines that his not fully 'independent' because if Philippines did, America would not help Philippines and his problems (Earthquakes disaster/Tsunami/Typhoon/Famine/Etc.)

2- translation- Do you think that I don't know?! I'm not stupid like you! F*ck you! F*ck you! your nothing near to a friend!

3- translation- Can you shut up England!? You don't have anything to help!  There's nothing you can help about! It's better if you just stand there and sulk until you die!

4- translation- Ilocano (another filipino language) Version Of 'Only idiots will believe'

5- translation- Ilocano Version of  'No'

England and America actually understand Filipino languages due of them once conquering Philippines (Yeah, England unlikely visited Philippines due to an accident in the sea (yes, he was still apirate when he did) and also, we all know he hate Spain right? So that's another reason why