America: So... I have this visitor once... she explored my sexy hot badeh, licked-sucked-swallowed and had her fill... when satisfied by meh, she left...... and I was there... hurt and all....

France: *patted America's shoulders* I know what you mean mon dieu,

Moments of silence and a buzzing of a certain insect

America: OH MY GOD! THERE SHE IS AGAIN! *slap the mosquito at France's Face* HAHAHAHAH DAMN YOU MOSQUITO! THOUGHT YOU CAN HAVE YOUR FILL TODAY? WELL I'LL BE LINCOLN ABRAHAMING YOUR STUPID MOUTH INSECTO! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH