China: for the next 4 days would be 2016 is the year of the 'Monkey' *le serious* I want to share my knowledge of it aru!

Macau: But China-san, The Chinese new year is on January 8.

Taiwan: ahhh, the date always changes! Last time it was February 19!

Hong Kong: I don't care about the date, the earlier, the better *carries a lot of pyrotechnics into their garage*

Japan: =_=; ah, Hong Kong-san, would that be dangerous?

Thailand: Let the guy have some slacks! ^^

Vietnam: *fighting off the monkeys with her paddle* WHY DO WE HAVE MONKEYS IN THE LIVING ROOM?!

Thailand: hahaha~ to bring good luck of course!

Taiwan: JAPAN-SAN, LET'S DRESS THESE MONKEYS!!

Japan: *dramatically turn to Taiwan* Hai...! *brought out a box of mini Vocaloid costumes from no where*

Monkeys: ... *raised out of the house*

Taiwan & Japan: NOOOOOOO!!!

Vietnam: YYYYYYESSSS!!!

Thailand: MYYY GOOD LUCK ;A;

South Korea: *flails* haha, monkeys

China:--; ANYWAYS, *clap hands in a singular motion* let's discuss the year of the monkey, aru,

The monkey is a clever animal--

South Korea: Well that because we evolved from them, aniki,

China: It is usually compared to a smart person aru,

South Korea: Lol, the irony xD.

China: The element of the monkey this year, is Metal and water, Metal is connected to gold. Water is connected to wisdom and danger, aru.

Therefore, they will deal with more financial events this year. Monkey is a smart, naughty, wily and vigilant animal, so turning the tables around when it comes to business is very hard when they are your business partner, aru.

Metal is also connected to the Wind. That implies the status of events on the monkey's life will be changing very quickly, aru.

Taiwan: are we going to discuss the lucky and unlucky signs, China-san?

China: Yes *nodded*
The Lucky Numbers are 1, 7, 8, aru,

While the Unlucky numbers are 2, 5, 6.

South Korea: *writes it on a piece of paper*

China: The Lucky Colors are white, gold, blue.

While the other way around are red, black, grey, and the color of dark coffee, aru.

Macau: 0A0 but I like coffee...

China: *looks at Macau smugly*
The Lucky Flowers are chrysanthemum, alliums,

Vietnam: =_= no wonder why the house is full of these plants...

China: the lucky directions are north, northwest, west,

So the unlucky direction is east.

Japan: I was wondering why there is money and water everywhere except the east pillar of the house...

Vietnam: China-san, How about the compability of the year of the monkey?

China: ah, that would be The 'Ox' and 'Rabbit', aru.

They are made for each other, because they have several similarities (in nature and animalistic aspects) and life. They can tolerate everything with each other, but as long as they have space and freedom they can be stable, aru.

The couples never get bored with each other, because the have a strong sense of curiosity of knowing each other and what they both can enjoy.

The secret of their compatibility is that they share common interests, opinions, and attitudes mostly about life, aru.

Vietnam: ah, *trying to rethink about China's words* how about the bad matches for the Monkey?

China: That would be the Tiger and Hog,
They are different with each other, wether it comes to perceptives and common topics in daily life.

It's very hard for them to communicate even with patience and respect for each other, aru.
Because of it, the two can end up having conflicts and quarrel with each other about their negativities.

Japan: I have a question, when combine with their western astrology sign, what is the Monkey's personality?

China: hmmm... *took out paper* that would be
Brave Aries
Steady Taurus
Confident Gemini
Imaginative Cancer
Enthusiastic Leo
Cautious Virgo
Talented Libra
Diligent Scorpio
Honest Sagittarius
Mysterious Capricorn
Gentle Aquarius
Generous Pisces.

Japan: ooh,

Macau: does blood type counts?

China: Yes, *open phone to read it*

Blood Type O: The honest and frank personality traits help them win high popularity among surrounding people, aru.

Blood Type A: They are always full of passion towards work and study. Meanwhile, natural talents also enhance their charms.

Blood Type B: They are good at expressing their own opinions and communicating with others but not stubborn to reject others' suggestions, aru.

Blood Type AB: Performing in front of an audience is their favorite thing. They pursue benefit and efficiency but lack patience.

Macau: *chuckles* You searched it don't you?

China: ATLEAST I KNOW ARU =_=

South Korea: how about the development of The monkey's life aniki??

China: The development of Monkey's life are stable at first aru.

The lucky monkey's career and wealth would havd a big boost for their financial and managing enterprises.

Most of them will gain a sweet love life and stable marriage, aru.

Although their Health conditions have a big impact on their life, so they need to be in check or monitored, but a balance diet/lifestyle will improve their health!

Their overall fortune aren't that stable though, they need to be patience and cautious about cooperation and investment, aru.

China: *in a cleaning attire* NOW LET'S CLEAN THE HOUSE EVERYONE.

Asian countries in the house: uuuuuuuuuugggghhhhh --;