((Warning: America may be talkin' like a black man here, so yeah))

Austria is having his 'peaceful time' in front of Germany's Porch (because Austria is living with Germany)

Austria: *sipping his tea and enjoying his strawberry shortcake in front of him* ah.... zhese days... it's so hard to relax.... but a day like zhis is peaceful and worth it... *smiles and sip his tea*

America: *went in front of Germany's Neighbor's porch dressed in a swag outfit and holding a radio*

Black people's: *started appearing besides America* sup man, havin' a party here? In dis ol' place?

Austria: *raised eyebrows with the odd accents and open his left eye* Hm? Oh it's America and his gang....I do hope they'll leave quick *sip his tea and eat some of his strawberry shortcake making a small cat smile savoring his pastry*

American: Yep, Ya bitches don't know wut yo here for don't ya?

Black people #1: nah, seems like someome just summon us up here and use us like a goddamn poppet white bro,

Black people #2: Ya, but know wut? we don't care dude, we kinda love it, not everyday we're like dis, like something straightening our dick inside ya mama

America: *laughs* I ain't have no mama, dis dude here *points to himself* is raised by some ol' man with yellow goddamn teeth!

Black people #3: British? Damn! Heard dere cookin' taste like shit!

America: No mistakin' it!

Black people #4: How ya survive da hideous shit?

America: I didn't! damn! I suffered stomachaches when eating so! It taste like a three years expired Milk!

Black people #5: whoa, dats insane man!

Austria: *annoyed but smiles at their conversations* typically England's cooking *grin*

America: I know aight? Well, ya know wut else?

Black peoples: Wut?

America: WE GONNA START PARTYIN' LIKE WE GONNA NEVER SEE TOMORROW! *Opens his radio*

Radio: *plays 'Party in the USA' by Miley Cyrus*

America: *suddenly dances so awesome like a person in a strip club*

Black peoples: *dances with America like Lady gagas back up dancers *

Austria: *gritted teeth because of the 'hideous' music but then sigh* they'll leave soon *sip his tea peacefully and ate some of his pastry*

MINUTES PASS

Radio: *stop playing symbolizing that the Song ended*

Austria: *smiles* now they can leave *eat his pastry*

Radio: *started playing 'What does the fox say'*

Austria: *cover ears* ZHAT ISNT MUSIC FOR GOTTS SAKE *Angrily took his spoon*

Radio: *suddenly went to the chorus* WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

America and his gang: *dances like Monkeys* NING NING NING NING NING NING NING

Austria: *calm himself down and put down his fork* Ok, Austria, calm down... calm down...

Several long minutes later for Austria

Radio: *plays the song 'Wrecking Ball' by Miley Cyrus*

Austria: *sigh angrily* they have no idea what is music is! Agh! *finish his pastry the strawberry shortcake*

America: holy mandigo! It's ma time to shine! *took a bowling ball out of his bag and sings with a scratchy voice* I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALLLLLLLL! I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HIT SOOO HARRRDDD IIINNN LOOOVEEEE *Throws Bowling ball to the air* YEAAAAH!

Black peoples: *claps hand* WHOOA! YEAH! NICE SINGING OUR MAN!

Bowling ball: *landed in Germany's porch table...which is Austria...is...using....*

America: oh...

Black People #5: Whoa dude...

Black people #2: SHET! HE ALMOST DIED!

Black people #3: DAMN! MAN!

Black people #1: WE COULD BE IN JAIL BECAUSE OF KILLIN' DAT OL' MAN DUDE!

America: dat ain't my ol' man, his ma dude, Austria, *waves hand at Austria who is in the stage of mere shock* YO MA OL' MAN WASSUP? SORRY 'BOUT YA TABLE!

Austria: *eyes twitch* ZHATS IT! *put middle fingers up at the Americans* IM SICK OF YOUR SO CALLED MUSIC AMERICA, AND LOOK! *points at Germany's broken porch table still using his middle finger* YOU BROKE MY PEACE AND YOU KNOW WHAT I WILL BREAK? *Took the bowling ball*

America: whoa, man, we ain't doin' it! We ain't fightin'!

Black people #1: oh I forgot my woman is having a baby! Bye man! *left*

America: He-

Black people #2: OH SHET! MY DOG! I FORGOT TO FEED MY GODDAMN DOG! BYE MANDIGO! *Left*

America: But you ain't have no dog Migz!

Black people #3: *left silently*

America: Wut da?

Black people #4: *pointing his gun at America and rans away*

America: Ma-

Black people #5: *waves goodbye* gonna shave ma asre bitch *left*

America: WUT Õ.Õ

Austria: SEEMS LIKE YOUR BRUDDERS LEFT YOU ALONE *smiles angrily but his face shows joy* NOW WE SHOULD GO TO YOUR PUNISHMENT *throws the bowling ball at America's shin*

America: *taste the bowling ball and crouch his you-know-what* STEVEN! YOU BROKE STEVEN MAN QAQ

Austria: I don't care who is zhat steve--

America: HIS MY RIGHT EGG QAQ

Austria: ....*puts middle finger up* I didn't do nothing *use a poker face and left*

America: QAQ well at least Rogers is ok...

Austria: *took a pebble and throw at America's shin like a softball player would throw a ball*

America: *cries and crouch his shin in agony* ROGERS QAQ NOW YOU BROKE ROGERS!!!

Austria: *left like nothing happens* ( '_')

America: QAQ YOU BROKE STEVEN AND ROGERS! YOU BROKE MY EGGS! YOU BROKE STEVEN ROGERS QAQ SHAME ON YOU

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@LYNNE-CHAN! :D hope you like this ^^" I ran out of idea but why not :3 I'm sorry, I made America in agony (;--;)\*salutes* I am mourning for his lost