Romano: *cursing*

Spain: Oh~ don't be a racist Romanito!,

Romano: I-A AM NOT TOMATO-A BASTARDO!

Spain: Be like Mario~ *smiles*

Romano: YOU DONT SA---

Spain: his an Italian Plumber, who was made by Japanese peoples, who speaks English like a pro, looks like a Mexicano, jumps like a Black man in Africa and America, and grabs coin like a mother fucking Jew :D

Romano: *fumes off and kicks Spain's dick* THAT'S THE-A REASON WHY IM-A RACIST IDIOTA