I went to a writing workshop a few years ago and one of the exercises was to write a story using nothing but dialog. I know I haven't written in this for a while and I've yet to finish the FrUK for my waifu Vito wanted to do a conversation between Prussia and Canada during a meeting.

"Hey, birdie?"
"Yeah?"
"Vhat do ya zhink OL' Ned has in zhat pipe of his."
"Probably weed."
"Vhy do jou say zhat? Just because he's Dutch..."
"It's weed."
"How do jou know?"
"You don't think I'm an avid buyer of his?"
"Buyer of vh- oh. Jou smoke weed?"
"Sometimes. I'll smoke more when Trudeau legalizes it."
"Mattie..."
"What?"
"Do jou have any right now?"
"At the meeting? No."
"But at home?"
"Also no."
"Maaaaaaaatttttttiiiiieeeeeee!"
"Shh. You don't want your brother yelling at you again."
"Yo, Matt?"
"Yeah?"
"Do jou vant to go out for coffee after this?"
"Coffee? Sure."
"Awesome."
"What brought this on, by the way?"
"Huh?"
"Why now?"
"No reason."
"If you say so..."
"Mattie?"
"Yeah?"
"Ich liebe dich."
"What does that mean?"
"It means I love jou."
"Tell me something I don't know."
"Vhat?"
"What?"
"Vhat did jou say?"
"I said...I love you too."