W'fe,
You should know by now that if you joke about a ship with me, I'll write that shit.

Alpaca had never felt this way before. Egg made him so fluttery in the inside. His heart went ratta tat tat on your dumb dumb drum, the beat so phat gonna make him cum
Um
Um
Over to your place
(Mother fucker!)
"Do I have to do all the work?" Egg asked as he stroked alpaca's glory hole.
"Baaaaa.~" Alpaca moaned.
Egg sighed and climbed inside his ass, wiggling around and causing great pleasure to the alpaca.
"It's warm in here." Egg observed. He wiggled some more.
"Baaaaa.~" alpaca moaned again.
He came wool all over the bed as the egg heated up enough that he got hard boiled because tumblr said that's what would happen and tumblr is always to be trusted.
The alpaca shat out his egg, crying because his love was dead.
How tragic.
Sex kills.
Don't do butt sex kids.

The end.