** MairaHavana some USUK for you 😉 I'm going to start tagging you when I write your OTP again lol **

Alfred walked into Arthur Kirkland's shop. Pretty quiet day; and the man in question was behind the counter, looking bored. But no surprise there really.

"Hey Artie!" Alfred said brightly.

"Don't call me that." He deadpanned.

"Dude, I just have one question." Alfred said, ignoring him as usual. Arthur just rolled his eyes as the younger man took a deep breath.

"WHAT'RE THOSE?????"

Arthur narrowed his eyes and pulled out a fucking shotgun from below the cash register. "WHAT'S THIS?????" He said in the same fake high-pitched voice. Alfred blinked.

"...damn son."

"I'm older than you!"