"So do you like to drink vodka?" Alfred asked the tall girl curiously. She paused.

"Oh, you think just because I am Russian, I am liking to drink? That is a stereotype."

He frowned. "I'm sorry -- I didn't mean to offend you or anything. I was just curious... Do you..?"

She smirked. "Of course I do. I am Russian."

Alfred resisted the strong urge to facepalm. Russians, dude. That's why everyone should be American.