Gilbert grinned to himself as he got himself another stack of pancakes. Don't judge him, he had a bottomless stomach. His boyfriend Matthew had got up early and made all of these, and now he was taking a nap. The more for Gil to eat, he thought happily.

Shamelessly, Gil shoved pancakes into his mouth. Mattie literally made the best food (good thing he took after his papa and not his dad). But he paused when he heard a soft chirp.

"Gilbird, my awesome man!" He picked up the small yellow chick. Not really a man, but shh. "You wanna try some of Birdie's awesome pancakes?"

Using his fork, he cut off a piece for him. The bird opened his mouth.

It had teeth.

Gil yelped and dropped the fork. "Wait, what the fuck?!"

In the background, his little brother Ludwig raised an eyebrow, shaking his head in exasperation at him. Oh lord.