The meeting was packed. Alfred was sitting next to his bro Artie, messing with him and threatening to pour his stupid wannabe coffee down the drain. Suddenly his best friend *cough* Ivan Braginsky walked in!

"Yo Ivan I heard you like memes!" He yelled across the table, making everyone else but the man in question wince. Instead, he simply smiled.

"Yes, I am always a slut for memes!"

Everyone else shuddered. Alfred just laughed obnoxiously and pictured his frienemy in the nude except for a Pepe the frog meme covering his face.

** looked at too much horror stuff on YouTube and got too freaked out. Need reassurance that people can't be that fucked up. Gonna read / write fluff and crack now 😱🙂 **