Berwald was minding his business, sitting down on the couch (his favorite IKEA couch, for your information) and doing something on the computer.

He froze when he felt two arms wrap around his neck. And a familiar voice, reeking of alcohol, whispered, "Heyyyyy Ber Ber, do you wanna get horrrrrrny with me~?"

Berwald almost dropped the computer as he turned to face his partner (read: wife). "Tino, what are y' doin'? Are y' drunk?"

He knew he was but really, lord help them. Tino might look sweet, but he could be a crazy drunk.

"Nooooo." Tino pouted. "Unicrbs have horns."

"Y' mean unicorns?" Berwald frowned. Ah, so he hadn't suddenly turned into a raging sex machine. That was...good?

Tino nodded, putting his chin on Berwald's shoulder. Well that was sweet. "And wanna get a corn horn. Come with me?"

Berwald sighed. "Yer drunk, m'wife. How 'bout... We stick a horn on Hana's head instead?" The dog looked up happily at the sound of her name.

Tino's face lit up. Thank god, if that hadn't worked he didn't know what he would do! "Yay! Hana the horny unicorn!"

Berwald sighed and shook his head, mildly amused. Picking up his lover, he moved the computer and settled him on the couch next to him. Berwald stood up to get him a blanket, and when he looked back... He was already drifting off to sleep.

Berwald smiled slightly. "G'night, Tino," he murmured, before kissing his forehead very gently.