** Prompt: So // Rockstar AU **

Alfred F. Jones saunters up to some fancy french restaurant, a confident smile in place. His manager Arthur hurries to catch up with him, all the while keeping his eyes lowered. He...has had prior experience with the French, shall we say.

"Alfred, you git -- you can't just walk wherever you want when you feel like it! Something could happen! Or worse, you could get off schedule--!"

"So what?" Alfred takes off his shades and flashes his flustered friend a blinding smile. "Relax, Artie -- I'm a rockstar! And we do what we want!"