Story time

So I was half asleep during the history final and I was writing an essay about the cold war I thought.

"Isnt the cold war just the US and the USSR fighting about who have the bigger Dick by spreading testosterone around the world."

I told my friend this and she added.

"Yeah but none of them have the balls to pull down their pants to prove they have a bigger one."

I was tempted to write this down.

(Midterm I wrote that Germany wrote a love letter to Mexico call the Zimmerman note, I got a 96 on that one)

But alas I couldn't but I'm planning on telling my teacher that on monday.