Alfred: Hey Japan dude, 

Kiku: Konichwa Mr. America , What can I do for you? 

Alfred: Well, Iggy and I we're talking about a vacation to Florida and You're girl Rose said 'Yaoi moment' What's yaoi? 

Kiku: ....

Alfred: *Innocent Smile* 

Kiku: ..Er..Which definition? 

[*Totally got this from a fanfic I read. So I'm not the genius behind this*]