When America and England have a child....

Alfred: Come on....Say Daddy!! >o< 

Child: Not-Mommy! :D 

Alfred: Daddy! 

Child: Not-Mommy! 

Alfred: Naaa! Fuck you say DADDY!!

Child: Not-Mommy! 

Arthur: *Walks in* I'm home

Child: Not-Daddy FUCK YOU!!

Arthur: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT!? Alfred! You let her over at Romano&Baroque's house!? 

Alfred: Uhhh...

Child: ...Daddy! :D 

Alfred: Son of a BITCH!