Me: WHY?!?!?!?!

England: *sigh* what's the matter now?

Me: *cups his face* WHY THE **** DID YOU DO?!?!?

England: what?

Me: WHY DID YOU LET ZAYN MALIK GO?!?!??!!!!

England: *slowly backs away* he wanted to live a normal life, so let him be.

Me: BUT HE AND PERRY EDWARDS WERE GOING TO HAVE THE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY AND HE CHEATED ON HER!!!!!!!!! WHY??!!??!!??!!??!!?

England: calm down, just stop screaming.

Me: *wipes tear* to all one direction fans such as myself, IM SORRY FOR THE MELTDOWN!!! I CANT BELIEVE ZAYN MALIK CHEATED ON PERRY EDWARDS AND QUIT TEH BAND!!!!

Brianna (my little cousin who's only 7 and reads yaoi doujinshis): *rolls eyes**goes back to reading FrUkUs doujinshi)

Me: farewell Zayn Malik and have a happy life, you'll never be forgotten.