Dear diary,

Today I was reading a book that took place in my country. Some lines caught my attention.

"Iceland is the kind of place where, in the winter, it's dark all day except for maybe three hours. No wonder people here have all these crazy stories about trolls and invisible people living in rocks—and believe me, there's alot of rock in Iceland, thanks to all the volcanos, which have a habit of erupting and causing widespread devastation, not to mention vast lava fields. Yeah, it's quite the place."

Crazy stories about trolls and invisible people? That sounds more like Norway.

...Well, I guess I do have some stories about creatures like that...