Dear diary/journal,

Today is America's birthday. He invited everyone over to his house for a huge party.

And everyone's getting drunk.

Except for some of the younger countries...and yes, that includes me...

I'm currently sitting outside, away from all the noise. Well, it's actually still very loud out here...

And someone just threw a beer bottle out the window.

It hasn't been opened yet. Should I try it?

No... Norway might get mad at me.

But it's not like he's my parent. He can't tell me what to do!

Maybe I'll just try a small sip...

Or the whole thing.