Dear diary/journal/whatever you are,

Today Norway gave me a journal. He likes to call it a diary though... I didn't want to take it at first but he wouldn't stop bugging me about it.

'Fill this with all your thoughts and emotions.' He said.

'Use this to keep memories.' He said.

Well, that's exactly what I'm gonna do whether I like it or not.

...Not that I actually like it.

I'm just doing this to get Norway to stop bugging me about this thing! I don't even know what to write in this!

Well, I'll just try my best to write in this everyday... And I'll definitely make sure that no one takes this without my permission.

Especially Denmark and Norway.

Or Mr.Puffin.

I'm never gonna let them read this.

Well, that's it for today, I guess. Time to eat some licorice...