You know how Iggy's a former pirate? And you know how pirates do the 'frick frack?'

Well Iggy didn't.

2 Reasons why...

Reason 1:
He was to young and his loyal crew and his older brothers would not allow it! So while they were making loud noises Iggy was in bed hiding under the covers with ear plugs.

Reason 2:
He did not want to be like France