America: Everyone
Japan: flea
England: lovely bunny
France: frog
Sealand: queens guard
Germany: platypus
Romania: vampire
Spain: dragon
Prussia: fox
Romano: tomato
Denmark: llama
Norway: mad wizard
Finland: dog
Iceland: puffin
Sweden: cockatoo
Australia: koala
Latvia: baby duck
Estonia: chicken
Greece and Italy: cat
China: panda
Everyone else: uni horse