" This is the stupidest idea that has ever left your head, admin."

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•Yes, I totally came up with this at 11:47pm. I'm brain dead and bored.
•Basically, everyone is a different commercial.
•All you guys do is try to sell the other people your product.
•Please keep the products reasonable.
•Don't get out of character, please. I think it'll be hilarious to see people pushing each other to buy stupid products to no end.
•NEVER GIVE IN! Never give in and just pretend to buy someone's product. That defeats the whole purpose.
•Just get in the mindset of a mindless commercial car salesman; Don't take no for an answer.
•I'm bored help me pls.
•Why am I still writing this?
•Why are you still reading this?
•You're a good person. You deserve a hug.
•imma go to bed now. Bye~
•Jk, I don't sleep.
•That explains a lot
•Oh shut up.

Oh lord, I'm going insane....

I guess I'll start the comment chain...

OMG that rhymed. I should start a band. Wait.... That has nothing to do with rhyming..... Yes it does! It does now! HELP I CAN'T STOP TALKING TO MYSELF!!!!

Yeah, you're going crazy.

Why am I so mean to myself?

Because I can.

No you can't

Yes I can

What even is this argument anymore. Just sleep, R. Just sleep.

But I'm too tired to sleep.